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"Who was the last person you had sex with?"
"What?"
"Who was the last person you had sex with?"
"Had sex with..." <long pause> "What?"
<patient restatement of question>
"Oh... I think that was Mary..."
"Mary who?"
"Dunno, just Mary. She had..." <insert long discussion of something totally irrelevant>
"So, when did you last have sex with Mary?"
"Mary?"
"Yes."
"Who's Mary?"
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Not that the drunks are much better - but at least they know they had sex and are very willing to tell you ALL about it - once they stop throwing up.
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Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostBecause YOU don't live there?
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostWhen I was a cop, I was working undercover for a parade where our Governor was in town, so I was in the "street crowd" in jeans and a t-shirt. I was amazed at several people who were being generous, offering joints to others in the crowd, including ME! One guy was just absolutely insistent that I accept a couple of joints, cause he was returning to the Air Force the next day, and couldn't take the stuff with him.
I was trying to ignore him, because I wasn't there to arrest dopers, I was there to protect the Governor. He wasn't very clear-minded, continuing to push his weed on others, so I looked at his "astrology" T-shirt and asked, "so, you're a Virgo, huh?" He was confused for a second, then noticed I was looking at his T-shirt, and smiled, and said, "yeah, man, what are you?!" I said, "I'm a LEO --- Law Enforcement Officer", and I motioned for a Uniform to come get him.
Sheeeeeesh! Dopers can be SO generous and thoughtful!
Returning to the AF? When was this? I've noticed that returning from leave is when the 'random drug test' seems to happen the most."The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostIt appears that sales of marijuana have not been as high as expected after Colorado legalized it
"The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy
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Originally posted by Dee Dee Warren View PostIt simply isn't that huge of a deal."The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy
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Originally posted by Dee Dee Warren View PostIt is funny because with the exception of boulder and Denver it is pretty conservative and religious here"The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy
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I've heard it said that Colorado Springs is one of the most evangelical places in America. I assume that county doesn't allow it."I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill
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Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
Returning to the AF? When was this? I've noticed that returning from leave is when the 'random drug test' seems to happen the most.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostThis was way back in the late 70's, and he was home on leave."The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy
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Originally posted by KingsGambit View PostI've heard it said that Colorado Springs is one of the most evangelical places in America. I assume that county doesn't allow it.
The City voted for the statewide legalization. People here are religious but not fundamentalist as much as I have seen-- exction that Enyart is in DenverThe State. Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.
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Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View PostAs I recall, that is around the time the military started doing the mandatory drug testing, so that was pretty dumb of him. On all counts.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostReading CP's account he definitely was pretty dumb. On all counts.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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