No matter how you slice it. The samwich thread.

[Sparko]

And, when making PBJ for later consumption, put peanutbutter on BOTH slices of bread, then the jelly on one of them... it keeps the jelly from getting the bread soggy.

Yep.

And when making a sammy to take on a picnic or work, if you put any mayo or mustard on it, put it between two pieces of meat or the meat and cheese, for the same reason (no sogginess)

[Cow Poke]

Yep.

And when making a sammy to take on a picnic or work, if you put any mayo or mustard on it, put it between two pieces of meat or the meat and cheese, for the same reason (no sogginess)

And if you sit down in the outhouse, and your sammich falls down the hole, don't try to retrieve it --- it will be too soggy to eat.

[rogue06]

I'm more concerned about soggy bacon.



And with that I invoke Jed's Law and win the thread

[Sparko]

And if you sit down in the outhouse, and your sammich falls down the hole, don't try to retrieve it --- it will be too soggy to eat.

[robrecht]

Squiggly bacon is the best, but don't let the slices of lunch meat and cheese touch each other in the same sandwich as that is not kosher. But some lettuce between them, as the Book of Leviticus commands.

[Sparko]

I'm more concerned about soggy bacon.



And with that I invoke Jed's Law and win the thread

Bacon, Lettuce and Bacon samwiches are pretty good. Especially if you replace the lettuce with more bacon. and the bread with even more bacon.

[Cow Poke]

Squiggly bacon is the best, but don't let the slices of lunch meat and cheese touch each other as that is not kosher.

When you eat them, they WILL eventually "touch each other".

[rogue06]

Bacon, Lettuce and Bacon samwiches are pretty good. Especially if you replace the lettuce with more bacon. and the bread with even more bacon.

Just one step away from perfection

[rogue06]

Squiggly bacon is the best

You are most certainly wrong Mr. Squiggle

[robrecht]

You are most certainly wrong Mr. Squiggle

Only squiggly bacon is kosher.

[robrecht]

When you eat them, they WILL eventually "touch each other".

That's OK because by that point, it's already on its way to the latrine. As Jesus himself said.

[DesertBerean]

But do you do so in one bite?

Oh, well, no. Men have the big mouths. But the thing is....yon said man and not woman.

[rogue06]

Oh, well, no. Men have the big mouths. But the thing is....yon said man and not woman.

But the wimmenfolk are more than our match for quantity of what comes out.


Yes, I fully expect someone to come along and change quantity to quality and say they "fixed it"

[One Bad Pig]

And, when making PBJ for later consumption, put peanutbutter on BOTH slices of bread, then the jelly on one of them... it keeps the jelly from getting the bread soggy.

Must be a "white bread" thing. I regularly take PJB sammiches to work, and I never have soggy bread from the jelly.

[Cow Poke]

Must be a "white bread" thing. I regularly take PJB sammiches to work, and I never have soggy bread from the jelly.

That's cause you EAT them right when you GET there!