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  • No matter how you slice it. The samwich thread.

    So, how do you cut your sammies? and why?
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    Diagonally
    0.00%
    0
    Straight across
    0.00%
    0
    Cut??? Real men eat their sandwiches whole in one bite!
    83.33%
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    I am daring. I mix it up.
    16.67%
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  • #2
    No cutting the PB&J. Or any other sammich for that matter.

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    • #3
      I'm very methodical... I eat my sandwiches in 9 bites -- three rows of three.
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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      • #4
        I don't with a couple exceptions. Unless its my daughter's, then she prefers diagonal. I cut large sandwiches diagonally too.
        A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
        George Bernard Shaw

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        • #5
          A sandwich should be at least 12" long before it needs to be cut, and even that is just for wussies.
          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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          • #6
            I only use one piece of bread for most sandwiches. Cut it in half before I add stuff, then basically I have only half a normal sandwich.



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            • #7
              I cut my sammiches with my teeth.
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              • #8
                False you bite and chew.
                "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                  I only use one piece of bread for most sandwiches. Cut it in half before I add stuff, then basically I have only half a normal sandwich.

                  Canuckistanis gotta do everything different

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    Canuckistanis gotta do everything different


                    Drat!


                    Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                    • #11
                      I'm not a man but I do eat mine whole.
                      Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquette

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DesertBerean View Post
                        I'm not a man but I do eat mine whole.
                        But do you do so in one bite?

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          Crust or no crust?

                          And according to science, diagonally is the best!

                          http://www.buzzfeed.com/nathanwpyle/...hes-are-better

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                          • #14
                            Crust.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              And, when making PBJ for later consumption, put peanutbutter on BOTH slices of bread, then the jelly on one of them... it keeps the jelly from getting the bread soggy.
                              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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