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Lose at least a head's worth, guaranteed.
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/pol...an-5528401.php
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After:
"Reach your target weight in eight months, guaranteed. If not, I kill you. I dare you to read these testimonies and call me a liar, infidel scum:"
"At first I wasn't sure about this, but four months of hauling heavy bags of rice jumping from cliff to cliff got rid of those 9 extra pounds I was carrying in a jiffy. And their men are so much manlier than the offerings back at CalTech." ~ Lara Liberal
"I wasn't sure about this at first, but one look at Ahmed and seeing him pet and talk to his AK convinced me otherwise. Two months in Afghanistan and I could run from Washington to New York faster than Obama can carry a conga line across the bathhouse floor." ~ Peter Progressive
*gurgle gurgle gurgle* ~ headless AP reporter (redundant, I know)
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/pol...an-5528401.php
Before:
After:
"Reach your target weight in eight months, guaranteed. If not, I kill you. I dare you to read these testimonies and call me a liar, infidel scum:"
"At first I wasn't sure about this, but four months of hauling heavy bags of rice jumping from cliff to cliff got rid of those 9 extra pounds I was carrying in a jiffy. And their men are so much manlier than the offerings back at CalTech." ~ Lara Liberal
"I wasn't sure about this at first, but one look at Ahmed and seeing him pet and talk to his AK convinced me otherwise. Two months in Afghanistan and I could run from Washington to New York faster than Obama can carry a conga line across the bathhouse floor." ~ Peter Progressive
*gurgle gurgle gurgle* ~ headless AP reporter (redundant, I know)
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