Yeah, no. But what is happening is more in the saga of 'The Young and the Russian'.
When we last left our story, Vlad and Vlod were trading barbs about who was losing the most and which idiot started the fight. Vlad had made the stunning revelation that he was cutting off Olaf from The Gas Bar later this week. This stunned no one since he'd obviously been planning this but we all acted stunned anyway - it makes him happy. In the confusion, Vlad hatched his most nefarious plan since his last nefarious plan - Russia is reclaiming just about any territory it can make an irrational claim on without making anyone laugh at them.
First, he stole what little hadn't already been stolen of the Sakhalin facility in the FAAAAAAAAR east of the country. The odd move is obviously 99 D chess because Shell was busily selling their remaining interest to India who will be more than a little ticked. Having PO'd both Japan and India in one fell swoop, Vlad set an evil eye on America.
He erected a billboard announcing that 'Alaska is Ours'. In Vladivostok where one poor half frozen schmuck not only noticed it but posted a pic online. This brilliant move sent several unnamed Alaskan political leaders to the hospital as they could not stop laughing. Alaska Governor Mike Dunleavy wished Russia good luck in a tweet. He's expected to recover from his 'laughing fit' in a week or two. Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin made some remarks and was last seen with her favorite elephant gun muttering something about needing a new bearskin rug.
Will Vlad succeed in holding NATO together by so thoroughly ticking everyone off that they have no choice but stay in NATO? Will Vlod get even better at his new hobby of blowing up Russian ammo depots? Will Russia find an even stupider way to pretend the sanctions aren't really hurting? Will Joe Biden notice any of this?
Join us next time for 'The Bad, the Stupid and the Unconscious'!
When we last left our story, Vlad and Vlod were trading barbs about who was losing the most and which idiot started the fight. Vlad had made the stunning revelation that he was cutting off Olaf from The Gas Bar later this week. This stunned no one since he'd obviously been planning this but we all acted stunned anyway - it makes him happy. In the confusion, Vlad hatched his most nefarious plan since his last nefarious plan - Russia is reclaiming just about any territory it can make an irrational claim on without making anyone laugh at them.
First, he stole what little hadn't already been stolen of the Sakhalin facility in the FAAAAAAAAR east of the country. The odd move is obviously 99 D chess because Shell was busily selling their remaining interest to India who will be more than a little ticked. Having PO'd both Japan and India in one fell swoop, Vlad set an evil eye on America.
He erected a billboard announcing that 'Alaska is Ours'. In Vladivostok where one poor half frozen schmuck not only noticed it but posted a pic online. This brilliant move sent several unnamed Alaskan political leaders to the hospital as they could not stop laughing. Alaska Governor Mike Dunleavy wished Russia good luck in a tweet. He's expected to recover from his 'laughing fit' in a week or two. Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin made some remarks and was last seen with her favorite elephant gun muttering something about needing a new bearskin rug.
Will Vlad succeed in holding NATO together by so thoroughly ticking everyone off that they have no choice but stay in NATO? Will Vlod get even better at his new hobby of blowing up Russian ammo depots? Will Russia find an even stupider way to pretend the sanctions aren't really hurting? Will Joe Biden notice any of this?
Join us next time for 'The Bad, the Stupid and the Unconscious'!
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