Leftists Will Kill You (partie deux)

[rogue06]

Horowitz: MN gov paroles child-killer while threatening single mom with prison for opening restaurant

https://www.theblaze.com/op-ed/horow...ing-restaurant

Some times you can't even try to be ridiculous because it turns out to be true

For the sarcastically impaired the following is said in jest

Gotta make room for those who violate Herr Newsom's quarantine restrictions

Although a different wannabe dictator governor

[Terraceth]

Horowitz: MN gov paroles child-killer while threatening single mom with prison for opening restaurant

https://www.theblaze.com/op-ed/horow...ing-restaurant

Firstly, that headline leaves out the rather important information that he served 18 years at the time of the parole, so this wasn't someone who had just been sent to prison. And the alleged child killing was accidental--okay, granted, the bullet was apparently supposed to hit someone else, but the shooter wasn't trying to kill the child in question.

To be fair, those points are mentioned, although only briefly, in the article. But what I find more interesting is that the article mockingly writes "Why did Walz release him? The "science" of teenage killers!" That is, according to your article, the only reason Walz released him. Notably omitted are the controversies concerning the case. This article covers the controversies, claiming that:

The case relied heavily on a teen rival of Burrell’s who gave conflicting accounts when identifying the shooter, who was largely obscured behind a wall 120 feet away.

With no other eyewitnesses, police turned to multiple jailhouse snitches. Some have since recanted, saying they were coached or coerced. Others were given reduced time, raising questions about their credibility. And the lead homicide detective offered “major dollars” for names, even if it was hearsay.

"There was no gun, fingerprints, or DNA. Alibis were never seriously pursued. Key evidence has gone missing or was never obtained, including a convenience store surveillance tape that Burrell and others say would have cleared him.

Is this true? I don't know, as I haven't done a deep dive into the case. But even if someone wants to say that those criticisms are wrong, it's completely absurd to, as the article you linked does, ignore the role these factors obviously played in the parole decision.

[mossrose]

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live

U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.




The babies got the idea from how major media networks reliably frame their coverage of state executions of death row inmates, no matter the details of their depraved and demonic crimes they committed while they were alive and free.

“If these people can get sympathy, surely we can,” signed one unborn fetus to its ultrasound technician while clad in gang attire and wielding a sharp knife. “Maybe we just weren’t doing enough heinous crimes against society to get the left’s attention.”

“The only way people get attention these days is if they set up an autonomous zone or torch some cop cars or stand in traffic,’ said the ultrasound technician. “Criminal activity is simply the voice of the unheard.”

When the nation’s liberals began to see these little death row inmates in their sonograms, they immediately began championing their fundamental human right to life by picketing outside their closest Planned Parenthood.

https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-b...F8t0p7ybNBv9jQ

[rogue06]

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live

U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.




The babies got the idea from how major media networks reliably frame their coverage of state executions of death row inmates, no matter the details of their depraved and demonic crimes they committed while they were alive and free.

“If these people can get sympathy, surely we can,” signed one unborn fetus to its ultrasound technician while clad in gang attire and wielding a sharp knife. “Maybe we just weren’t doing enough heinous crimes against society to get the left’s attention.”

“The only way people get attention these days is if they set up an autonomous zone or torch some cop cars or stand in traffic,’ said the ultrasound technician. “Criminal activity is simply the voice of the unheard.”

When the nation’s liberals began to see these little death row inmates in their sonograms, they immediately began championing their fundamental human right to life by picketing outside their closest Planned Parenthood.

https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-b...F8t0p7ybNBv9jQ

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