A Brand New Unified Field Theo/logy

[rogue06]

Math makes no sense whatsoever to me so I'll have to take my chances.

Math is of the debil.

Never trust a mathemagician. They cast arcane incantations they call "equations."

"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of hell." --St. Augustine, De Genesi ad Litteram

[Cow Poke]

Math is of the debil.

Never trust a mathemagician. They cast arcane incantations they call "equations."

"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of hell." --St. Augustine, De Genesi ad Litteram

And they can be absolutely dad-blamed close-minded like demanding that 2 + 2 = 4. Always. Without exception. Not 3 and a half or five, but 4.

Now, when asked what 2+2 equals, a creative accountant will ask, "what do you want it to equal?"

[whag]

And they can be absolutely dad-blamed close-minded like demanding that 2 + 2 = 4. Always. Without exception. Not 3 and a half or five, but 4.

Now, when asked what 2+2 equals, a creative accountant will ask, "what do you want it to equal?"

That depends on what you mean by 2.

[Cow Poke]

That depends on what you mean by 2.

Or "equals" - as in, exact equality, rough equivalent...

AND.....

Two, Two, Two, looking out my backdoor....

[whag]

Or "equals" - as in, exact equality, rough equivalent...

AND.....

Two, Two, Two, looking out my backdoor....

Or 4 and the spaces in between. Your equation is invalid. A blueberry will always be a blueberry.

[alaskazimm]

Or "equals" - as in, exact equality, rough equivalent...

AND.....

Two, Two, Two, looking out my backdoor....

There's a baboon on the right, two (too)

[rogue06]

Or 4 and the spaces in between. Your equation is invalid. A blueberry will always be a blueberry.

And yet a raspberry isn't always a

[whag]

And yet a raspberry isn't always a

This is getting out of control.

[Cow Poke]

This is getting out of control.

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to...

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[rogue06]

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to...

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The OP inhabits the outer limits of the twilight zone.

[Cerebrum123]

The OP inhabits the outer limits of the dark side of the twilight zone.

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