Originally posted by Meh Gerbil
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Here is a fun exercise for you to do at home:
1: Write a paragraph that describes what Darth Executor believes.
2: Write a paragraph that describes what Shunyadragon believes.
I'm sure when you're writing the paragraph for Darth Executor you'll have a great time misrepresenting his beliefs, sprinkling in some hyperbole, reflexively adding the whole 'racist', 'sexist', 'homophobe' triumvirate that every liberal moron who binge watches CNN while dropping acid uses as an end zone dance - yes, it will be rife with that offal from the opening line, through the long winded and incoherent body right up to the closing fin - all written with the pomposity that caused us to love you in the first place. However, if one can look past the misspellings, the utter absence of logic, and your curious habit of writing Darth Executor's name in red crayon, one will see that you're actually responding to something real, granted in your own adolescent manner.
The problem will not occur to you until you sit down to write the same analysis for Shunyadragon. You'll sit there scratching your head for an entire minute, littering the blank sheet of paper before you with a fine layer of dandruff - flecks of dried skin raining down onto the table - each like the little snowflake you've become - and then it will hit you: You have no freakin' idea what Shunyadragon believes because the man never actually takes a position on anything. I've seen him run, not walk, but run away from the teachings of his own religion. He's constantly taking the most clearly presented ideas and tangling them up into a sophistic mess.
Get real, Tassman.
Seriously.
1: Write a paragraph that describes what Darth Executor believes.
2: Write a paragraph that describes what Shunyadragon believes.
I'm sure when you're writing the paragraph for Darth Executor you'll have a great time misrepresenting his beliefs, sprinkling in some hyperbole, reflexively adding the whole 'racist', 'sexist', 'homophobe' triumvirate that every liberal moron who binge watches CNN while dropping acid uses as an end zone dance - yes, it will be rife with that offal from the opening line, through the long winded and incoherent body right up to the closing fin - all written with the pomposity that caused us to love you in the first place. However, if one can look past the misspellings, the utter absence of logic, and your curious habit of writing Darth Executor's name in red crayon, one will see that you're actually responding to something real, granted in your own adolescent manner.
The problem will not occur to you until you sit down to write the same analysis for Shunyadragon. You'll sit there scratching your head for an entire minute, littering the blank sheet of paper before you with a fine layer of dandruff - flecks of dried skin raining down onto the table - each like the little snowflake you've become - and then it will hit you: You have no freakin' idea what Shunyadragon believes because the man never actually takes a position on anything. I've seen him run, not walk, but run away from the teachings of his own religion. He's constantly taking the most clearly presented ideas and tangling them up into a sophistic mess.
Get real, Tassman.
Seriously.
Originally posted by Meh Gerbil
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I made a flow chart for those of you in the back of the class:
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