Christians Ascend?

[Cow Poke]

Yep, thanks Tea, my bad. Mistook it for my own thread of which this is an offshoot.

Not an offshoot, per se, but understandable you would mistake it, since the names are similar. You are forgiven - go and sin no more!

[Adrift]

Um, Jim, this is in Christianity 101. Given that you have been mentioned, I think CP would probably allow you in the thread but you cannot be argumentative about Christian belief here.

CP, if you're satisfied that you have your answer, I'd like to recommend moving the thread.

...psst. It's Christianity 201. Might need those glasses sooner than later...

[Sparko]

JimL's real goof is thinking that heaven is in outer space. But then that is Jimmy.

Yeah Jimmy has a really hard time with science and physics. He must think the universe is a huge bubble and we have to travel from the middle to the outside to get to heaven. Maybe we are a snowglobe on God's mantle.

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[Sparko]

No, I still think I saw you make the comment - I know I saw it and I'd have sworn it was you. I remember seeing your postbit, but I can't find it and I take your word that it wasn't you and therefore I was mistaken.

I think you are remembering KG's post:

Jim is more interested in getting his impression of Christianity from Left Behind movies than what the Bible actually says.

And he is not mocking Futurism, but the Left Behind Movies which are horrible, and worse than the books if you are using them for futurism theology. The whole thing is just fiction.

[Teallaura]

...psst. It's Christianity 201. Might need those glasses sooner than later...

Thanks. Let's just test my aim...

[Cow Poke]

...psst. It's Christianity 201. Might need those glasses sooner than later...

Can you please type biggerer?

[Teallaura]

Yeah Jimmy has a really hard time with science and physics. He must think the universe is a huge bubble and we have to travel from the middle to the outside to get to heaven. Maybe we are a snowglobe on God's mantle.

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Hey! Not cool!

[Sparko]

Hey! Not cool!

snow is too cool. Cold even.

[Adrift]

Thanks. Let's just test my aim...

[Adrift]

Can you please type biggerer?

From now on I'll make sure to reply to you and Teal in number 4 size font.

[Cow Poke]

From now on I'll make sure to reply to you and Teal in number 4 size font.

I can hear ya now!

[The Remonstrant]

Please don't engage JimL in this thread - he is not allowed to post here.

[Cerebrum123]

Yeah Jimmy has a really hard time with science and physics. He must think the universe is a huge bubble and we have to travel from the middle to the outside to get to heaven. Maybe we are a snowglobe on God's mantle.

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Ah, so the "Earthworm Jim" cosmology. Surprisingly fitting give the individual we are talking about.

[Cow Poke]

Guys, can we please stop talking about Jim, since he's not allowed in this thread to defend himself?

Thanks

[Cerebrum123]

Guys, can we please stop talking about Jim, since he's not allowed in this thread to defend himself?

Thanks

Sorry, I don't get to reference Earthworm Jim in normal conversation often. Won't happen again.