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  • #241
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    Not long after the Ark had landed on Mt Ararat one of Noah's daughter-in-laws noticed him sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, Noah would chew on a particularly hirsute hide, smile and make a notation on a tablet. The wife asked her husband what his father was doing, to which the son replied, "What can I say, there is Noah counting fur tastes."
    *groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaan*

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    • #242
      Originally posted by Chrawnus View Post
      *groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaan*


      The best reaction that one can hope for when it comes to a pun

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #243
        How do you organize a space party?



























        You planet

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #244
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          How do you organize a space party?



























          You planet

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          • #245
            Originally posted by sylas View Post
            There are three problems with growing old.

            There's loss of memory..... .... I forget the other two.
            (2) You tend to repeat yourself.
            (3) You tend to repeat yourself.
            When I Survey....

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            • #246
              A blonde just texted me asking, "What does 'IDK' stand for.

              I texted back saying, "I don't know."

              She answered "OMG nobody does."
              Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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              • #247
                OMGNK = OMG, nobody knows. Not funny, but maybe I will be the first to coin that.

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                • #248
                  Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                  A blonde just texted me asking, "What does 'IDK' stand for.

                  I texted back saying, "I don't know."

                  She answered "OMG nobody does."
                  Reminds me of the time that a mate and I were watching TV when the old bloke wandered in and asked what "MYOB" stands for. Both of us replied "Mind Your Own Business". I had to chase the old bloke up and tell him that it is an acronym for Mind (as in "Take care of") Your Own Business.
                  Last edited by tabibito; 08-12-2015, 05:19 PM.
                  1Cor 15:34 Come to your senses as you ought and stop sinning; for I say to your shame, there are some who know not God.
                  .
                  ⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛
                  Scripture before Tradition:
                  but that won't prevent others from
                  taking it upon themselves to deprive you
                  of the right to call yourself Christian.
                  ⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛

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                  • #249
                    I think I want a job polishing mirrors.

                    It's just something that I could see myself doing.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #250
                      If you ever get cold try standing in a corner.


                      They're usually 90 degrees

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #251
                        Why do you never see elephants hiding in a tree?



                        Because they're really good at it.

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #252
                          Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?



                          They each got six months.

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #253
                            Civil War jokes?


                            I General Lee don't find them funny

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #254
                              Earlier today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the jailhouse wall.

                              As he turned and sneered at me I couldn't help but think...




















































                              ...that's a little condescending

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #255
                                Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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