The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, but you cough while expressing your wish, and it comes out as 'I wish for no bacon', denying you access to its crispy goodness for the rest of your life.

I wish I was more organized.

[Sparko]

Granted, but you cough while expressing your wish, and it comes out as 'I wish for no bacon', denying you access to its crispy goodness for the rest of your life.

I wish I was more organized.

Granted. You turn into a file folder.


I wish I never made that previous wish.

[Spartacus]

Granted. You turn into a file folder.


I wish I never made that previous wish.

Granted. You instead wished that any alcohol you drink turns to water the moment it passes your lips.

I wish Sparko had never started this thread.

[Raphael]

Granted. You instead wished that any alcohol you drink turns to water the moment it passes your lips.

I wish Sparko had never started this thread.

Granted, but you have now caused a time paradox by which you have become Sparko and Sparko has become you.

I wish the ground I have to dig up tomorrow wasn't so hard.

[rogue06]

Granted, but you have now caused a time paradox by which you have become Sparko and Sparko has become you.

I wish the ground I have to dig up tomorrow wasn't so hard.

Granted, but it is now like quicksand and you sink in up to your nose.

I wish I had a better job.

[Raphael]

Granted, but it is now like quicksand and you sink in up to your nose.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, but a competitor to the job hires a rogue Ninja Squirrel Assassin who whacks you after only an hour on the job.

I wish I was out of the quicksand

[Spartacus]

Granted, but a competitor to the job hires a rogue Ninja Squirrel Assassin who whacks you after only an hour on the job.

I wish I was out of the quicksand

Granted, but you're now standing in a tar pit.

I wish all of New Zealand's sheep turned into gold.

[Christianbookworm]

Granted, but you're now standing in a tar pit.

I wish all of New Zealand's sheep turned into gold.

Now gold is worthless. (that was easy)

I wish I had super speed!

[Spartacus]

Now gold is worthless. (that was easy)

I wish I had super speed!

(Precisely, and New Zealand's economy is ruined! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Step 1 of my evil plan is complete!)

Granted, but your sense of perception speeds up to match: the rest of life is now unbearably slow.

I wish I could read more quickly.

[Raphael]

(Precisely, and New Zealand's economy is ruined! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Step 1 of my evil plan is complete!)<--- meh, Dairy is our big money earner.

I wish I could read more quickly.

Granted, but you can only read Women's Agony Aunty columns.

I wish that there were pizza trees.

[Spartacus]

Granted, but you can only read Women's Agony Aunty columns.

I wish that there were pizza trees.

Granted, but they only grow at the North and South Poles.

I wish that all of the gold in the world turned into sheep.

[rogue06]

Granted, but you can only read Women's Agony Aunty columns.

I wish that there were pizza trees.

Granted, but now you are deathly allergic to even the smell of pizza.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, but they only grow at the North and South Poles.

I wish that all of the gold in the world turned into sheep.

Granted, now all the electronics in the world have been destroyed, and there are massive earthquakes and tidal waves all over the world as every trace of gold in the ground and sea is transformed into sheep, drowning everyone on earth in a 100 km deep layer of soggy wool.

Granted, but now you are deathly allergic to even the smell of pizza.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted

Granted, you now can't make any wishes.

I wish we could successfully evangelize our village.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but you can't eat anything, or the perfection will be ruined.

.....

Size Zero, here I come!!!

Granted, now all the electronics in the world have been destroyed, and there are massive earthquakes and tidal waves all over the world as every trace of gold in the ground and sea is transformed into sheep, drowning everyone on earth in a 100 km deep layer of soggy wool.


Granted, you now can't make any wishes.

I wish we could successfully evangelize our village.

Granted, now they all worship Odin.


I wish I had a real, live, normal pony!

[Spartacus]

I wish I had a real, live, normal pony!

Granted, but if you look this gift horse in the mouth, your perfect teeth will look like the horse's instead.

I wish that people couldn't be admitted to college unless they know the difference between citing a source and sighting one.