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The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
    Granted but you don't understand any of them.

    I wish the next wish would not be corrupted
    Granted, I wish that the above wish is corrupted.
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    • #47
      Originally posted by Ben Zwycky View Post
      Granted, I wish that the above wish is corrupted.
      Granted, but you know what else is also corrupted? Your face!

      I wish that you guys would quit making so many completely unrealistic wishes. I mean, really.

      I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
        Granted, but you know what else is also corrupted? Your face!

        I wish that you guys would quit making so many completely unrealistic wishes. I mean, really.

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        Granted, but now you can only make unrealistic wishes.

        I wish my arm weren't so sore (I have to dig up a garden today, and my arm is aching before I've even started)
        Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
        1 Corinthians 16:13

        "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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        • #49
          Granted but now you have to dig up madison square garden instead.
          I wish I had a million dollars
          A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
          George Bernard Shaw

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          • #50
            Granted but that's only before taxes.

            I wish frozen custard had zero calories.
            "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Catholicity View Post
              Granted but now you have to dig up madison square garden instead.
              I wish I had a million dollars
              Granted, you now have a million Zimbabwean dollars.

              I wish I didn't have to meet with some clients today.
              Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
              1 Corinthians 16:13

              "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
              -Ben Witherington III

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              • #52
                Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                Granted but that's only before taxes.

                I wish frozen custard had zero calories.
                Granted, it actually has negative calories because of how violently you end up throwing it up.

                Originally posted by Raphael View Post
                Granted, you now have a million Zimbabwean dollars.

                I wish I didn't have to meet with some clients today.
                Granted, you have to interview for a new job instead.

                I wish I weren't so sick.
                "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

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                • #53
                  Granted. You're now even more sick than you were before making that wish.

                  I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
                  Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow.--Isaiah 1:17

                  I don't think that all forms o[f] slavery are inherently immoral.--seer

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                  • #54
                    Granted. The ensuing paradox creates a time paradox by which everyone else must repeat your same wish.

                    I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
                    Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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                    • #55
                      Granted. Since your 'wish' doesn't actually have any content, there's nothing to corrupt and the cycle is broken, meaning your wish reverts to Teal's with the same outcome.

                      I wish the Simpsons was funny again.
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                      Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

                      Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

                      Explore the Cinematic Superverse

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Ben Zwycky View Post
                        Granted. Since your 'wish' doesn't actually have any content, there's nothing to corrupt and the cycle is broken, meaning your wish reverts to Teal's with the same outcome.

                        I wish the Simpsons was funny again.
                        Granted, but only because you now think everything is funny.

                        I wish that I didn't have such a crappy day yesterday.

                        I'm always still in trouble again

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                        • #57
                          Granted, you're now going to have a much worse day tomorrow.

                          I wish I had lots of friends and no enemies.
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                          Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

                          Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

                          Explore the Cinematic Superverse

                          A Hope That Burns

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                          • #58
                            Granted, but none of them are real friends and at least your enemies were honest.

                            I wish for oatmeal.
                            "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                            "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                            My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                              Granted, but none of them are real friends and at least your enemies were honest.

                              I wish for oatmeal.
                              Granted, but it's a week old.

                              I wish that The Tick had run for more than 9 episodes.
                              I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                                Granted, but it's a week old.

                                I wish that The Tick had run for more than 9 episodes.
                                Done, but now it's in Swahili, with no subtitles.

                                I wish it were 3 PM.
                                "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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