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Your most despised Christmas songs.
Last edited by Andius; 12-24-2014, 01:35 AM.Ladino, Guatemalan, Hispanic, and Latin, but foremostly, Christian.
As of the 1st of December, 2020, officially anointed as this:
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The BoneyM versions.Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
-Ben Witherington III
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Originally posted by Raphael View PostThe BoneyM versions.
Mary's boy and Feliz Navidad are the worst of the lotLadino, Guatemalan, Hispanic, and Latin, but foremostly, Christian.
As of the 1st of December, 2020, officially anointed as this:
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That ridiculous "Christmas Shoes" song.
As I said in a Forge post some years back:
It doesn’t help that the entertainment is generally no less vapid than at other times of the year. If I had an option to banish one Christmas song from the radio airwaves, it would be that nauseating ditty by NewSong, “The Christmas Shoes,” with its sentimentality of convenience, and its Joel Osteen “God will find you a parking space” theology:
I knew that God had sent that little boy
To remind me just what Christmas is all about.
Hum. So God is in the business of being a post-it note to compensate for your moral failures? You needed this as a reminder, when as a disciple you should have known “what Christmas is all about” long before this? And He was so busy with this that He forgot to feed the hungry and stuff like that? Yep. God the micromanager again.
One of these days, I’ll have to write a parody of this song in which, the day after Christmas, the singer turns on the news to discover that the “little boy” was actually an adult criminal named Joe “Baby Face” Sheen, who later went out to sell those shoes to an undercover narc, hoping to buy some crack cocaine with the profits.
It’s tempting. You don’t know HOW tempting.
http://tektonforge.blogspot.com/2010...e-humbugs.htmlLast edited by jpholding; 12-24-2014, 05:36 AM.
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I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus always bugged me.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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The Hippopotamus song.That's what
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Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
- Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)
I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
- Stephen R. Donaldson
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No Christmas song is worse than Sleigh Ride. (I'm pretty sure that belief was made dogma at the Council of Nicea or something.) Inventing words like "ring ting tingling?" What friends call to you with the salutation "Yoo-hoo?" This song is an abomination that must be stopped. We need to baptize the radio waves by cleansing them of this atrocity.Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow.--Isaiah 1:17
I don't think that all forms o[f] slavery are inherently immoral.--seer
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Santa Baby. Just shut up already, please.Last edited by Zymologist; 12-24-2014, 12:03 PM.I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.
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Anything with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in it. Rudolph did not exist in my early Christmas. When he joined the seasonal melee I never could accept him.Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
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