Colonize Venus rather than Mars: Reasons

[rogue06]

I already made that joke!

Who said Duragizer was joking though?

[Sparko]

There! An excellent reason to colonize Venus! Send scientists there to solve the mystery how Venus women can survive acid rain out in the open.

That's easy. They can't. That is why they need us Earthmen to protect them!

Onward to Venus!

[Christianbookworm]

Who said Duragizer was joking though?

Cause we humans imagined them up in the 1930's!

[Duragizer]

Cause we humans imagined them up in the 1930's!

Pfft. Everyone knows all stories dealing with aliens are really historical accounts disguised as fiction.

[Christianbookworm]

Pfft. Everyone knows all stories dealing with aliens are really historical accounts disguised as fiction.

From parallel universes we made up!

[Cerebrum123]

From parallel universes we made up!

Apparently there are people who think that anything we can imagine gains existence.

[Duragizer]

Apparently there are people who think that anything we can imagine gains existence.

How do you know they don't?

[Cerebrum123]

How do you know they don't?

Why do you think I used this guy?

[Christianbookworm]

Apparently there are people who think that anything we can imagine gains existence.

That would be scary! Good thing God is bigger than anything we can imagine!

[TheLurch]

I just got a PR email on an, er, interesting book that's relevant to this discussion:

New Book Reveals Venus as Location of Hell

Science and Religion Join Together with Compelling Evidence


Rev. Dr. Michael T Santini’s work as an Aerospace Engineer and Pastor has given him unique authority to access both sides of the religion vs. science debate. In “Venus: Don't Go There: What Science and Religion Reveal about Life after Death,” Santini calls on unambiguous evidence that points toward Venus as a prime candidate for hell (the lake of fire); urging all readers to accept the provision made by Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. One critic (BlueInk Review) has already hailed the volume as “strongly convincing.”

[Cerebrum123]

I just got a PR email on an, er, interesting book that's relevant to this discussion:

New Book Reveals Venus as Location of Hell

Science and Religion Join Together with Compelling Evidence


Rev. Dr. Michael T Santini’s work as an Aerospace Engineer and Pastor has given him unique authority to access both sides of the religion vs. science debate. In “Venus: Don't Go There: What Science and Religion Reveal about Life after Death,” Santini calls on unambiguous evidence that points toward Venus as a prime candidate for hell (the lake of fire); urging all readers to accept the provision made by Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. One critic (BlueInk Review) has already hailed the volume as “strongly convincing.”

All the more reason not to go there!

[Duragizer]

I just got a PR email on an, er, interesting book that's relevant to this discussion:

New Book Reveals Venus as Location of Hell

Science and Religion Join Together with Compelling Evidence


Rev. Dr. Michael T Santini’s work as an Aerospace Engineer and Pastor has given him unique authority to access both sides of the religion vs. science debate. In “Venus: Don't Go There: What Science and Religion Reveal about Life after Death,” Santini calls on unambiguous evidence that points toward Venus as a prime candidate for hell (the lake of fire); urging all readers to accept the provision made by Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. One critic (BlueInk Review) has already hailed the volume as “strongly convincing.”

Even if I did believe in a literal, fiery Hell (which I don't), I doubt it would be on Venus or any other planet in the physical universe.

[rogue06]

I just got a PR email on an, er, interesting book that's relevant to this discussion:

New Book Reveals Venus as Location of Hell

Science and Religion Join Together with Compelling Evidence


Rev. Dr. Michael T Santini’s work as an Aerospace Engineer and Pastor has given him unique authority to access both sides of the religion vs. science debate. In “Venus: Don't Go There: What Science and Religion Reveal about Life after Death,” Santini calls on unambiguous evidence that points toward Venus as a prime candidate for hell (the lake of fire); urging all readers to accept the provision made by Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. One critic (BlueInk Review) has already hailed the volume as “strongly convincing.”

The author obvious wants to keep all of those hot Venusian babes for himself.

[Truthseeker]

Elon Musk wants to live out his life . . . on Mars! Make a post addressed to Mr. Musk! Get your friends and family to make more posts! Like, "Dear Mr. Musk, please change to Venus, not Mars!"