Here's how I'm imagining you in the Taco Bell drive-thru:
Taco Bell: welcome to taco bell, may I take your order?
firstfloor: um yeah, do you have anything that actually passes the evidentiary test of existence?
Taco Bell: whaa? Um...we have chalupas. They're pretty good.
firstfloor: hmm .... well first off, can you prove to me that they exist using my personal rubric, that they're REALLY chalupas, not some glorified burrito and that they're "pretty good" without using a personal anecdote" if the answer to all these questions is "Yes" I'll be willing to consider your offer.
Taco Bell: .....
firstfloor: hello ... is this mic on?
Taco Bell: would you like a drink with that ....
firstfloor: can you exhaustively define "drink"
firstfloor then pulls forward to the window only to find all the lights off and the employees hiding behind the counter waiting for him to leave.
Taco Bell: welcome to taco bell, may I take your order?
firstfloor: um yeah, do you have anything that actually passes the evidentiary test of existence?
Taco Bell: whaa? Um...we have chalupas. They're pretty good.
firstfloor: hmm .... well first off, can you prove to me that they exist using my personal rubric, that they're REALLY chalupas, not some glorified burrito and that they're "pretty good" without using a personal anecdote" if the answer to all these questions is "Yes" I'll be willing to consider your offer.
Taco Bell: .....
firstfloor: hello ... is this mic on?
Taco Bell: would you like a drink with that ....
firstfloor: can you exhaustively define "drink"
firstfloor then pulls forward to the window only to find all the lights off and the employees hiding behind the counter waiting for him to leave.
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