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  • poked him in the belly.


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    • and giggled "grits and bacon"

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • then thought "hold the grits"
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • "I'm tired of bacon! he


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          • said in patently obvious jest.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • whereupon an entire plate of
              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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              • dark chocolate with almonds appeared


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                • but got trampled by Fred's

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • elephant. The pony rides were


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                    • better, thanks to Bugs Bunny
                      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                      "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                      • who volunteered Porky to replace


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                        • the incandescent bulbs with CFLs
                          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                          • "That's...that's...that's....wrong", said


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                            • Bob the Builder, laughing heartily
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                              • but Bob didn't see Bugs
                                "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                                "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                                My Personal Blog

                                My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

                                Quill Sword

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