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  • bits in the Ninth Circle

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    • K convenience store north of

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • ...the kitchen. Once in stock,...
        ~ Russell ("MelMak")

        "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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        • lock and barrel the cactus

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • until you can make jelly.


            Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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            • But jelly don't jam so

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • ...well in the radar, thus...
                ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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                • rock and roll was invented

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • to destroy the souls of
                    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                    • the soulless stones and bread

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • which had no souls anyway.


                        Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                        • Which brings us to realize
                          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                          • that the Kaiser was on

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • a roll. Sandwiches being a
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                              • ...past thing, the wicked vizier...
                                Last edited by The Melody Maker; 11-08-2015, 08:34 PM. Reason: Had too many words; had to downsize.
                                ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                                "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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