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  • Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    and scared his noble Friesen
    into pooping on his elephant

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • who screeched and ran away.


      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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      • This caused the horse to

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • gather his horse-mane.jpg and gallantly


          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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          • cook up some crispy bacon.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • which was consumed faster than
              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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              • that Friesen can gallop away.


                Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                • from a cello playing weasel.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • Finished playing weasel, the cello...
                    ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                    "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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                    • decided to get a new


                      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                      • mulberry bush. Around that time

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • Conrad ate an entire bowl


                          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                          • of porridge from the table
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • wishing it was nine days old

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • and not too hot, and
                                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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