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  • #211
    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    Not a joke, but a riddle:

    What is greater than God -- and is more evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. And if you eat it, you will die.
    I used Google.
    . . . the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; . . . -- Romans 1:16 KJV

    . . . that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: . . . -- 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV

    Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: . . . -- 1 John 5:1 KJV

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    • #212
      Originally posted by 37818 View Post
      I used Google.
      Somebody may as well give the answer. Nobody is interested in guessing.


      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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      • #213
        I have nothing to say.




        ~ Russell ("MelMak")

        "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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        • #214
          Nothing at all.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #215
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post
            Not a joke, but a riddle:

            What is greater than God -- and is more evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. And if you eat it, you will die.
            The answer is "nothing"
            That's what
            - She

            Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
            - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

            I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
            - Stephen R. Donaldson

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            • #216
              Whoda thunkit?
              Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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              • #217
                How did the hipster burn his tongue?

                He drank his coffee before it was cool.
                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                • #218





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                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #219
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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                    It'd work better if he said 'I know some/a couple of jokes about unemployed people' in the first frame, so that the verb forms agree.
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                    Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

                    Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

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                    A Hope That Burns

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                    • #220
                      Why is Peter Pan always flying?



                      Because he neverlands




















                      I like this joke because it never grows old

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #221
                        Riddle: The oldest man that ever lived died before his father did????

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                        • #222
                          A challenge only to atheists.
                          Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                          • #223
                            A Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.

                            His wife insisted on complaining to the local civil official who apologized profusely, saying, "Not sure how this happened. I must have taken Leif off my census."


                            Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                            • #224
                              If a cow laughs.....does milk come out it's nose?
                              "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

                              "... there are two parties in Washington, the stupid party and the evil party, who occasionally get together and do something both stupid and evil, and this is called bipartisanship." - Everett Dirksen

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                              • #225
                                What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

                                Luke warm.
                                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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