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Originally posted by Hawkin Energy NewsletterA man in the early years of his marriage was convinced he and his family needed a four-wheel-drive pickup truck. His wife was sure that he did not need but merely wanted the new vehicle. A playful conversation between this husband and wife initiated their consideration of the advantages and disadvantages of such a purchase.Joke of the Month
"She asked, "Why do you think we need a truck?"
He answered her question with what he believed was the perfect response: "What if we needed milk for our children in a terrible storm, and the only way I could get tot he grocery store was in a pickup?"
His wife replied, "If we buy a new truck, we won't have money for milk."
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Originally posted by Hawkin Energy NewsletterJoke of the Month
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure.."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?"
He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs...
She stares at the plate for a moment.
"Where's my toast?"
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So did he go back and get her toast?
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No, they both forgot."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
"Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman
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Forgot what?
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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So, a baby seal walks into a club......
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Originally posted by David Hayward View PostI got rid of my vacuum cleaner.
I realised it was just gathering dust."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Originally posted by Truthseeker View PostWife to man who is poking at his computer: Time for bed, honey.
Man: Not now, this is important.
Wife: What?
Man: Someone is wrong on TWeb.
(That is based on a cartoon by someone who is not identified by Casey Research [2014 8/29]. The difference is "Internet" instead of "TWeb")
From xkcd and called "Duty Calls"
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
From xkcd and called "Duty Calls"
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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