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I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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This is an oldie, but I don't recall seeing it since the crash. It is one of my favorites.
F U N E M?
S V F M
F U N E X?
S V F X
L F M N XMicah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
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What do you call a dead inspector?
A specter.. . . the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; . . . -- Romans 1:16 KJV
. . . that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: . . . -- 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV
Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: . . . -- 1 John 5:1 KJV
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Originally posted by Jedidiah View PostThis is an oldie, but I don't recall seeing it since the crash. It is one of my favorites.
F U N E M?
S V F M
F U N E X?
S V F X
L F M N XThat's what
- She
Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
- Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)
I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
- Stephen R. Donaldson
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Originally posted by Jedidiah View PostF U N E M?
S V F M
F U N E X?
S V F X
L F M N X
Have you any M?
Yes, we have M.
Have you any X?
Yes, we have X.
I'll have M and X.
Maybe someone else can figure out the rest. (Or someone could correct me if I'm way out there. )
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Originally posted by The Melody Maker View PostI've managed to translate most of this, but some is still lost on me...
Have you any M?
Yes, we have M.
Have you any X?
Yes, we have X.
I'll have M and X.
Maybe someone else can figure out the rest. (Or someone could correct me if I'm way out there. )That's what
- She
Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
- Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)
I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
- Stephen R. Donaldson
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Originally posted by Bill the Cat View PostMicah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
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Are you an orange.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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When I was in high school, about a million years ago, that was one of my favorites. It is much better done verbally, it is immediate and . . . odd . . .Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
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The Himalayan sea salt we just got says it was created 250 million years ago. Label says the expiration date is 2016. Guess they dug it up just in time!
(Comdian Jeff Dunham)Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
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I have a fear of elevators but I am taking steps to avoid it.Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
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