The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

[Christianbookworm]

Done, but now it's in Swahili, with no subtitles.

I wish it were 3 PM.

And now you are trapped in time at 3 pm and cannot do anything due to being trapped in time.

I wish that all evil dictators and governments would stop being evel and care for the needs of their people and thus world hunger is solved.

[Sparko]

And now you are trapped in time at 3 pm and cannot do anything due to being trapped in time.

I wish that all evil dictators and governments would stop being evel and care for the needs of their people and thus world hunger is solved.

Granted, but then all of the good people turn evil and start an epidemic of zombies.

I wish I would win the Powerball lottery for 300 million dollars.

[Catholicity]

Granted, but then all of the good people turn evil and start an epidemic of zombies.

I wish I would win the Powerball lottery for 300 million dollars.

Granted but a mistake was made and you won 300 million yen instead.
I wish I hadn't pulled my shoulder

[Teallaura]

Granted, you pulled your hip instead.


I wish all cows were sky blue.

[fm93]

Granted, but then you're crushed to death when a herd of camouflaged cows fall from the sky.

I wish I had more wishes.

[Raphael]

Granted, but then you're crushed to death when a herd of camouflaged cows fall from the sky.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but each one will be exponentially more corrupted than the last.

I wish I could code faster.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted. You code ten times as fast, but make at least ten errors in every line.

I wish my eyes stopped hurting.

[Teallaura]

Granted, they fall out and don't hurt anymore.


I wish I had an ice cream soda!

[Sparko]

Granted, they fall out and don't hurt anymore.


I wish I had an ice cream soda!

Poof. Your favorite cat turns into an ice cream soda!
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I wish this wish would not come true.

[Catholicity]

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I wish this wish would not come true.

Granted now nothing you wish for comes true
I wish I didn't have a really bad cold right now

[Zymologist]

Granted now nothing you wish for comes true
I wish I didn't have a really bad cold right now

Granted, but only because you're cured by an experimental drug with the side effect of making you grow an enormous beard.

I wish Netflix had a better selection.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, you'll have a month of it to look forward to tomorrow.

I wish I was better at teaching my kids how to think.

[Sparko]

Granted now nothing you wish for comes true
I wish I didn't have a really bad cold right now

I also wish you didn't have a really bad cold right now. But since nothing I wish for comes true, you end up with a cold anyway.

I wish my last wish that my wish would not come true, would come true.

[Ben Zwycky]

I also wish you didn't have a really bad cold right now. But since nothing I wish for comes true, you end up with a cold anyway.

I wish my last wish that my wish would not come true, would come true.

Granted, you wishes can now come true, only corrupted, so you now have an even worse cold than Catholicity.

I wish I could fly whenever I wanted at whatever speed I wanted with perfect maneuverability while suffering no ill-effects from exposure, pollution, altitude or lack of air.

[Zymologist]

Granted, you wishes can now come true, only corrupted, so you now have an even worse cold than Catholicity.

I wish I could fly whenever I wanted at whatever speed I wanted with perfect maneuverability while suffering no ill-effects from exposure, pollution, altitude or lack of air.

Granted, but you get a bug in your eye.

I wish that everyone would just get along.