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  • #61
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    They don't as far as I'm aware. Do you have any suggestions what I can do with all the cat whiskers my NSA members brought me as trophies?
    I hate to break it to you, but those aren't cat whiskers. Those are apparently coming from the little whisk broom I use to clean up cat litter that gets out of the box.
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    • #62
      Originally posted by Andius View Post
      Those of us who enjoy the presence of a feline is a mark of our superior intelligence, true story folks.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...og-owners.html

      So yeah, the intelligence of you mutt lovers, not a very outstanding thing.
      What if you love almost all animals?
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      • #63
        Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
        I hate to break it to you, but those aren't cat whiskers. Those are apparently coming from the little whisk broom I use to clean up cat litter that gets out of the box.
        Sorry I even posted a photo one of Teal's neighbors took of one of the NSA trainees clipping one of her cat's whiskers. She claimed it wasn't one of her cats but instead belonged to a little old lady from down the street. That was after she tried claiming they were actually possum whiskers. And then of course there were all of the phone calls from her begging me to make them "stop hurting her poor kitties" (hard to understand through all of the sobbing).

        I did get Master Po to put an end to it though. Seems the trainees were sneaking out and beating up her cats and collecting trophies. They were very apologetic when Po scolded them although at first saying at least they weren't scalping the cats and then offering me all the trophies as an expression of respect and regret for sneaking out.

        So now I'm stuck with several ounces of trimmed cat whiskers and have no use for them. I offered to make the culprits hot glue them back on to the cats but Teal just started sobbing again. So I suggested duct tape but that caused her to start throwing her cats at me.


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        So as I said I have a bunch of cat whiskers with no use for them.

        I'm always still in trouble again

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        • #64
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Sorry I even posted a photo one of Teal's neighbors took of one of the NSA trainees clipping one of her cat's whiskers.
          That's quite an ...inventive interpretation of the photo. You really should stop eating those funny mushrooms.
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          • #65
            Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
            What if you love almost all animals?
            Almost? Please tell us dear Thirsty isn't the exception here.
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            • #66
              Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
              That's quite an ...inventive interpretation of the photo. You really should stop eating those funny mushrooms.

              ^Yeah, that!
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              • #67
                Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                Almost? Please tell us dear Thirsty isn't the exception here.
                Think mosquitoes.
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                  Almost? Please tell us dear Thirsty isn't the exception here.
                  Thirsty is fine by me. I'm talking animals that are poisonous or might attempt to eat you.
                  "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                    Think mosquitoes.
                    Yeah, not a fan of mosquitoes either. I like cats, dogs, fish, hamsters, horses, gerbils, and pretty much any animals you can get at a pet store. Although I'm not a fan of birds either. They are just way too messy.
                    "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                      That's quite an ...inventive interpretation of the photo. You really should stop eating those funny mushrooms.
                      You obviously did not see the photo

                      I'm always still in trouble again

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
                        Yeah, not a fan of mosquitoes either. I like cats, dogs, fish, hamsters, horses, gerbils, and pretty much any animals you can get at a pet store. Although I'm not a fan of birds either. They are just way too messy.
                        Yeah, when I was young I thought I wanted to get a blue and gold macaw until I took care of my brother's "green chicken" (an Alexandrine parakeet) for a week. Quickly changed my mind about owning a bird.

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          You obviously did not see the photo
                          I did not see the hallucinogenically enhanced photo, no. Your NSA was doing a great impression of a squirrel hanging limply by the throat from the jaws of a cat.
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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                            I did not see the hallucinogenically enhanced photo, no. Your NSA was doing a great impression of a squirrel hanging limply by the throat from the jaws of a cat.
                            Yup. You obviously didn't see the photo.

                            Teal first claimed it wasn't her cat that had been cowed.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              Yup. You obviously didn't see the photo.

                              Teal first claimed it wasn't her cat that had been cowed.
                              Teal was trying to humor you.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                                Teal was trying to humor you.
                                Keep telling yourself that

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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