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  • #46
    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
    Considering that 'nutzoid' would be a huge improvement for you, I suppose this means you want me to ship you a few kitties.


    don't threaten me with cats! My neighbor has two burmese mountain dogs and your cats wouldn't last past breakfast.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      don't threaten me with cats! My neighbor has two burmese mountain dogs and your cats wouldn't last past breakfast.
      Translation: NOOOOOOO! They'll eat all my bacon then make me into a beanbag chair!!!
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
        Translation: NOOOOOOO! They'll eat all my bacon then make me into a beanbag chair!!!
        Don't worry. As long as you keep your cats at your place I won't let the mean dogs turn you into a beanbag chair.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
          Don't worry. As long as you keep your cats at your place I won't let the mean dogs turn you into a beanbag chair.
          Would those be the same dogs my kitties are using as large cat toys? Please...
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
            Would those be the same dogs my kitties are using as large cat toys? Please...
            You are delusional. as usual.

            Hey that rhymes!

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            • #51
              I'm not the one speaking in rhyme...
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              • #52
                Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                I'm not the one speaking in rhyme...
                I rhyme all the time because cats are just snacks.

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                • #53
                  Pirate insanity is such a sad thing to see...
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                    Pirate insanity is such a sad thing to see...
                    Says the crazy cat lady.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                      Would those be the same dogs my kitties are using as large cat toys? Please...
                      Your cats are cowardly wimps that cower in fear at the mere mention of squirrels. They give a whole new meaning to the terms scaredy-cats and fraidy-cats.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        Your cats are cowardly wimps that cower in fear at the mere mention of squirrels. They give a whole new meaning to the terms scaredy-cats and fraidy-cats.
                        Who knew that hallucinogens could cause one to confuse cats with squirrels?
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                        • #57
                          "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

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                          • #58
                            Maybe cat owners are smarter than dog owners. But the difference pales in comparison when you look at that of rat owners.
                            "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                              Maybe cat owners are smarter than dog owners. But the difference pales in comparison when you look at that of rat owners.
                              True, Sparky is marginally more intelligent that Spart...


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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                                Who knew that hallucinogens could cause one to confuse cats with squirrels?
                                They don't as far as I'm aware. Do you have any suggestions what I can do with all the cat whiskers my NSA members brought me as trophies?

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