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  • #76
    Originally posted by robrecht View Post
    That's why only real men (and strong women) can eat squiggly bacon. Just go ask the Marines and the Navy Seals.
    I've seen a Seal with food poisoning. He was crying like a baby.
    That's what
    - She

    Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
    - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

    I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
    - Stephen R. Donaldson

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
      Get the precooked bacon, that way you can still get squiggly bacon, without burning it.
      It MUST be crispy so you don't have to gnaw it in order to get it to go down.
      That's what
      - She

      Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
      - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

      I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
      - Stephen R. Donaldson

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      • #78
        Ehh, superpowers? I think teleportation, flight, and super speed. Assuming, of course, no one else gets superpowers. I other people are getting superpowers, I'd modify my answer according to the situation.

        Also, I think people like me who don't care for bacon but eat turkey bacon on occasion are the ones who truly get the label of heretic. Unwarranted, mind you.

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        • #79
          How about the power to detect trolls and poes on the internet?
          If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
            It MUST be crispy so you don't have to gnaw it in order to get it to go down.
            Basically, it comes down to this: Beef Jerkey or Squiggly
            אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
              I've seen a Seal with food poisoning. He was crying like a baby.
              Maybe Mossy clubbed him.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                How about the power to detect trolls and poes on the internet?
                already got that.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
                  It MUST be crispy so you don't have to gnaw it in order to get it to go down.
                  I'd rather chew(I assume that's what you mean by "gnaw") my food, than have it disintegrate into ashes when it hits my mouth.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
                    I've seen a Seal with food poisoning. He was crying like a baby.
                    I've had food poisoning (from professionally canned boiled peanuts - nothing is perfect) and agree it's no joke. (Didn't cry, went to the ER and that night did a presentation. ) However, we're not talking about raw - it still requires a good bit of cooking to get squiggly just right.
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                      I've had food poisoning (from professionally canned boiled peanuts - nothing is perfect) and agree it's no joke. (Didn't cry, went to the ER and that night did a presentation. ) However, we're not talking about raw - it still requires a good bit of cooking to get squiggly just right.
                      I've had food poisoning a couple of times (it is a lot more prevalent than most folks think). Twice from restaurants and once after a girl I went out on the date with slipped me a "love potion" (turned out she was a Wiccan). In the last case I basically curled up on the living room floor after work and was quite content to die.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                        Basically, it comes down to this: Beef Jerkey or Squiggly
                        That's what
                        - She

                        Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
                        - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

                        I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
                        - Stephen R. Donaldson

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          I've had food poisoning a couple of times (it is a lot more prevalent than most folks think). Twice from restaurants and once after a girl I went out on the date with slipped me a "love potion" (turned out she was a Wiccan). In the last case I basically curled up on the living room floor after work and was quite content to die.
                          I was 50 miles from home the first time. Ended up in the ER and if my bowels hadn't insisted on embarrassing me in the reception area, I probably would have, too.
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                          • #88
                            That's what
                            - She

                            Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
                            - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

                            I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
                            - Stephen R. Donaldson

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                            • #89
                              Psst! Bill, use image tags instead!
                              "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                              "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
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