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  • #61
    Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.
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    • #62
      Originally posted by crazy cat lady
      Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.
      Why would you want to trick a septic system?

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
        Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.

        Especially since crispy=burnt, and squiggly=tasty.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post

          Especially since crispy=burnt, and squiggly=tasty.
          Exactly!
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          • #65
            Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post

            Especially since crispy=burnt, and squiggly=tasty.
            Burnt equals crispy in the same way that squiggly equals uncooked, Mr. Squiggle (why should we trust the opinion of someone with a pencil for a nose?).

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            • #66
              You do know that squiggly bacon has been around a lot longer than Mr Squiggle, right? I never even heard of him until today. Noah and his whole clan preferred squiggly bacon. Crispy bacon was first invented in Sodom and Gomorrah.
              Last edited by robrecht; 03-18-2014, 03:28 PM.
              אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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              • #67
                Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                You do know that squiggly bacon has been around a lot longer than Mr Squiggle, right? I never even heard of him until today. Noah and his whole clan preferred squiggly bacon. Crispy bacon was first invevted in Sodom and Gomorrah.
                Is that why he cursed Ham with Caanadian bacon.


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                • #68
                  Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                  You do know that squiggly bacon has been around a lot longer than Mr Squiggle, right? I never even heard of him until today. Noah and his whole clan preferred squiggly bacon. Crispy bacon was first invevted in Sodom and Gomorrah.
                  Adam and Eve used to enjoy crispy bacon until the Fall. It was one of the things that made Eden a paradise.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    Adam and Eve used to enjoy crispy bacon until the Fall. It was one of the things that made Eden a paradise.
                    Meaning you've never had crispy bacon, and neither did they. They were vegetarian after all.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      Adam and Eve used to enjoy crispy bacon until the Fall. It was one of the things that made Eden a paradise.
                      Read your bible.
                      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                        Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.
                        Squiggly bacon is undercooked and can carry trichinosis. As I used to tell my cooks in the Air Force... 350 degrees kills everything.
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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                          Read your bible.
                          The part about Noah eating squiggly bacon?

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
                            Squiggly bacon is undercooked and can carry trichinosis. As I used to tell my cooks in the Air Force... 350 degrees kills everything.
                            That's why only real men (and strong women) can eat squiggly bacon. Just go ask the Marines and the Navy Seals.
                            אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              The part about Noah eating squiggly bacon?
                              No the part about Adam & Eve. Everyone already knows about Noah. That is not a matter of dispute.
                              אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
                                Squiggly bacon is undercooked and can carry trichinosis. As I used to tell my cooks in the Air Force... 350 degrees kills everything.
                                Get the precooked bacon, that way you can still get squiggly bacon, without burning it.

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