Poll: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[mossrose]

Sorry. I was running low on S's.

That's no excuse for poor spelling.

[Cow Poke]

Do I want to know what a lice of bread is?

You wanna stay as far away from that as possible.

[Sparko]

If you take a single lice of bread and cut it in half and use the halves to hold some other food between them -- is that a sandwich?

If you set two slices of pizza one atop the other so that their tops are in the middle -- is that a sandwich?

What about an open-face sandwich?

Lice Bread would not be a sandwich.

[Cow Poke]

Lice Bread would not be a sandwich.

Not even if it was two slices of lice bread with a bunch of lice between? Maybe a slather of grey poop on?

[One Bad Pig]

Not even if it was two slices of lice bread with a bunch of lice between? Maybe a slather of grey poop on?

If your poop is grey, you should probably contact your doctor.

[Sparko]

If your poop is grey, you should probably contact your doctor.

[One Bad Pig]

I'm well aware he was referring to that, Captain Obvious. Thanks.

[Sparko]

I'm well aware he was referring to that, Captain Obvious. Thanks.

You're welcome!

[Cow Poke]

If your poop is grey, you should probably contact your doctor.

And if it's green, you're probably a new arrival on the planet.

[One Bad Pig]

And if it's green, you're probably a new arrival on the planet.

Or you recently ate one of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers.