I am soon going to be 22 years old.

[mossrose]

Beware of the marine demons!

Marine demons are like venomous jellyfish. They release toxic imaginations as they work to wrap their tentacles around you. The attack can sting your soul or body. If you don't discern the attack quickly enough and sustain multiple stings, it could kill relationships, steal your peace of mind or health and destroy opportunities God has planned for you. You can defeat it. The battle won't be a fun memory, but the victory will be sweet.

https://www.charismamag.com/blogs/th...-marine-demons

Seriously. You can't make this stuff up.

[Cow Poke]

The Alamo is truly underwhelming.

It kinda is.... unless you're truly a history buff.

[Cow Poke]

No, join the Marine Corps! Test yourself in ways you can't imagine!

But you might turn out like Seer!

[tabibito]

Tis said that a sailor has the perfect marriage ... six months in every year.

[Sparko]

You are both older than I.

That's because you use metric years in Canada

[Sparko]

You are both older than I.

That's because you use metric years in Canada

[tabibito]

Mossy seems to have forgotten that millenium and year have two different meanings.

[seer]

But you might turn out like Seer!

If he is lucky!

[rogue06]

You are both older than I.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[TheWall]

" I promise to be the best 22 year old ever"
Scott Pilgrim.

[JonathanL]

" I promise to be the best 22 year old ever"
Scott Pilgrim.

Second-best.*

The 1# spot for best 22-year old ever was secured for all eternity by a certain man about 2000 years ago during whatever year it was that He turned 22 years old*.







*Counting His age from the incarnation of course.

[TheWall]

Fair enough.

[lilpixieofterror]

Join the Navy - See the World!

(and get paid to go to college, get help buying a house...)

Or join the branch where a bad TDY is staying at a three star hotel.