"Fat Guys in Diapers?"

[Zymologist]

If this is what you think when you hear the word "sumo," I have one question (well more, actually, but one to start with):

Do you have the self-confidence to walk around in one of those things?

Yeah, didn't think so.

[Zymologist]

Question #2:

Imagine that a 6'3", ~400-lb monstrosity that looks something like this:

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is standing in front of you and wants to push you out of a 15-foot circle. He has substantially more muscle mass than a body builder (i.e., a heckuva lot more than you'll ever have), he's more flexible than you (can you do the splits?), faster and more agile than you think he is, and he gets paid six figures to stay on his feet while similarly-sized guys are trying to push him off of them.

What do you do?

A: lol, RUN

[Juvenal]

What do you do?

A: lol, RUN

[Sparko]

I would just toss a donut towards him and move past while he was chasing it.

[Zymologist]

I Amen this reluctantly.

[Cerebrum123]

I need to find that Pinky and the Brain episode where the plan involved Brain becoming a sumo wrestler.

[thewriteranon]

For the record, I can do the splits.

[mossrose]

Ford was sick the day that scene was shot, and he had them rewrite the scene so he could just draw his gun.

[rogue06]

"Fat Guys in Diapers?"

How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?

[Juvenal]

Ford was sick the day that scene was shot, and he had them rewrite the scene so he could just draw his gun.

Necessities, mothers, inventions.

And then there was his infamous ad lib to Princess Leia's "I love you."

"I know."

[Juvenal]

How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?

Some questions, dear Captain, don't need to be asked.

[Zymologist]

How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?

No doubt he simply hasn't seen it yet.

[rogue06]

Some questions, dear Captain, don't need to be asked.

If you want to be sure that you've firmly imprinted the image in folks minds...

Gotta boost sales of roguetech brain bleach after all