I Live in a NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!

[rogue06]

well you need a room for Jake, one for any visiting twebbers, a bacon room, a backup bacon room, and a backup to the backup bacon room.

Don't forget the auxiliary bacon room and the emergency bacon room.

[Cow Poke]

Don't forget the auxiliary bacon room and the emergency bacon room.

Singular???

[rogue06]

Singular???

One isn't supposed to mention all of the secret bacon rooms

[Sparko]

Singular???

well you are downsizing right?

[rogue06]

well you are downsizing right?

Soooo... 20 acre vaults 100' high instead of the usual.

[Cerebrum123]

Every time I see this thread I want to start singing the Sesame Street song......

Not Mr. Rogers?

[mossrose]

Not Mr. Rogers?

Etc.

[Raphael]

Anywhere near Demolition Ranch?

[One Bad Pig]

I had been looking at this property because it backs up to another property I'm interested in for my cows.
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I will have ZERO "back door" neighbors, as the land my property adjoins at the back has a lake just across the fence line, so nobody will be building back there.

You're going to put your cows in the lake?

[Cerebrum123]

You're going to put your cows in the lake?

Think Lake Placid.

[rogue06]

You're going to put your cows in the lake?

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[One Bad Pig]

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Oh, right. He's going with manatees.

[Cow Poke]

You're going to put your cows in the lake?

Actually, in Texas we call it a "tank" - though it's more of a pond than a lake, and it's on about 45 acres.

[Cow Poke]

OK, I just acknowledged to the seller that our "crash out clause" is expired, and we are moving forward with the purchase.

[The Melody Maker]

Not Mr. Rogers?

Now that you mention it, yes.