Just in case anybody cares........

[Cow Poke]

Hey now. Fertilizer has its uses.

It's always fun to serve some good hamburgers, and as your guests are eating them, share the fact that they were cooked over dried cow patties.

[rogue06]

Hey now. Fertilizer has its uses.

Not to mention they are a necessary ingredient in the Texan state sport: Cow pie tossing

[Teallaura]

Not to mention they are a necessary ingredient in the Texan state sport: Cow pie tossing

Psst! It's 'cow pie putting' - he's real sensitive about 'tossing'.

[Cow Poke]

Not to mention they are a necessary ingredient in the Texan state sport: Cow pie tossing

Only sissies cal 'em cow pies --- either cow plops (when they're "fresh") or cow patties (after they've baked a bit in the sun).

[Jedidiah]

It's always fun to serve some good hamburgers, and as your guests are eating them, share the fact that they were cooked over dried cow patties.

I have not cooked over dried cow patties since I was a kid camping in the desert. That takes me back.

[Jedidiah]

Psst! It's 'cow pie putting' - he's real sensitive about 'tossing'.

You only toss cookies.

[rogue06]

I have not cooked over dried cow patties since I was a kid camping in the desert. That takes me back.

A friend of mine who was from Morocco said that cooking over camel dung gave the food a distinctive peppery flavor.

[Cow Poke]

You only toss cookies.

And, no matter how hard you try, you cannot throw a potato chip very far.

[Raphael]

And, no matter how hard you try, you cannot throw a potato chip very far.

You can using a patented RogueTech Potato Chip Trebuchet

[Teallaura]

And, no matter how hard you try, you cannot throw a potato chip very far.

Sure you can - feed it to the cow and throw the resultant pattie.

[Teallaura]

You can using a patented RogueTech Potato Chip Trebuchet

That thing only 'throws' the chips straight into the ground. He still hasn't worked out the release.

[rogue06]

And, no matter how hard you try, you cannot throw a potato chip very far.

Tape it to a brick

[Raphael]

That thing only 'throws' the chips straight into the ground. He still hasn't worked out the release.

Yes, but it goes very very very deep into the ground.

[rogue06]

You can using a patented RogueTech Potato Chip Trebuchet

That is my disreputable competition Acme who is working on that. rogue tech has gone the potato chip railgun route.

[mossrose]

Here is the link to the transcript of the editorial I was referring to earlier in this thread.

http://www.630ched.com/2014/10/23/public-safety/