Originally posted by Cow Poke
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WHY WE ALLOW CANADIANS
Canadians are allowed on as a gesture of goodwill along the lines of Proverbs 25:22. Our hope is that, as a result of this unmitigated show of kindness, Canada will begin to feel a collective twinge of regret for Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Nickelback, and will reconsider its exports in the future. We encourage you reading this to point this out to any Canadians you may personally know to potentially expedite this process
Donald Trump has eloquently explained that the reason he declared Canada to be a National Security Threat is that, when the United States graciously invaded Canada back in 1812, instead of treating Americans as liberators we rose up in righteous wrath, drove the Yanks out of our country, and as an object lesson burned down the White House. Boy, Americans sure know how to hold a grudge, I bet most Americans weren't even alive 200 hundred years ago, except of course for Senators Dianne Feinstein and Richard Shelby, who by the looks of them could very well have been present when the original US Constitution was signed. Besides, I've heard that the White House has since been rebuilt, so no harm done.
In the other forum, Americans often posted lies about Canada and Canadians, although I must admit that many of their claims were true. Yes, I admit that we all live in igloos and, yes, we all get around via dog sled. But I very much doubt that Canadians water down our insulin with moose spit, as one Trump supporter in the other forum claimed...
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EDIT: At the risk of posting something which is actually on topic for this thread, the headline on CNN currently reads as follows:
TRUMP MEETS WITH CAMPAIGN TEAM AS HIS POLL NUMBERS FALL
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