Trumps tweets something nice and ticks off snowflakes

[Sparko]

I can't link to the article because it contains profanity, but if you want to find it, go to theroot.com and search for the headline.

[Meh Gerbil]

At some point society credited liberals with the ability to read minds.
Because of this fantastic skill they can find the molecules of hatred carefully hidden in the most benign message.

For example, I asked Stacy Johnson, an LGBTQ Media Studies major here on campus, to translate the two lines above.
Here is the unedited translation with only the naughty bits redacted:

I hate women, they're all [redacted] and they're only here to make babies, amirite? SLAVES! I need more SLAVES so I can train them to beat up [redacted], queers and OTHER ABNORMALITIES of nature I'm so glad I [redacted] was born male so I CAN RULEAnddrive my CHEVY over bbaby ducks! YESHHHHHHHAHHHHH!

The thing is, I didn't even know I was writing all of those things but Stacy found it right there in the subtext.
And people say her media degree is useless.
I beg to differ.

[TheWall]

I dont take much at face value but trump was being honest here trying to respect the role women play. We all play roles. I dont play the electrician because I am not one.

[Sparko]

Trump needs to self-identify as a woman, then the left will accept him, and he can be the first woman president.

[Mountain Man]

At some point society credited liberals with the ability to read minds.
Because of this fantastic skill they can find the molecules of hatred carefully hidden in the most benign message.

Such as "microaggression" which magically turns even the most tolerant and open-minded individual into a virulent racist.

[rogue06]

At some point society credited liberals with the ability to read minds.
Because of this fantastic skill they can find the molecules of hatred carefully hidden in the most benign message.

For example, I asked Stacy Johnson, an LGBTQ Media Studies major here on campus, to translate the two lines above.
Here is the unedited translation with only the naughty bits redacted:

I hate women, they're all [redacted] and they're only here to make babies, amirite? SLAVES! I need more SLAVES so I can train them to beat up [redacted], queers and OTHER ABNORMALITIES of nature I'm so glad I [redacted] was born male so I CAN RULEAnddrive my CHEVY over bbaby ducks! YESHHHHHHHAHHHHH!

The thing is, I didn't even know I was writing all of those things but Stacy found it right there in the subtext.
And people say her media degree is useless.
I beg to differ.

My favorite is their ability to detect what they call "dog whistles" which are described as hidden messages that only racists, homophobes, bigots... can detect. Interesting how readily they can detect them

[Jedidiah]

I have often said half of my favorite people are women. That must be why liberals reject me.

[seer]

My favorite is their ability to detect what they call "dog whistles" which are described as hidden messages that only racists, homophobes, bigots... can detect. Interesting how readily they can detect them

Hey, I heard your whistle!

[Cerebrum123]

Stuff like this is why I'm glad he won. Not saying he's perfect, but this kind of stuff is just crazy.

[guacamole]

Hmm...I think the White House intern who has the password to the Twitter account did a nice job with that one.