Homosexual Behavior in Wild Animals Underreported

[rogue06]

Have you seen San Fransisco?

Only a few yeas back, when it was starting, do you remember how it was routinely dismissed as an overblown right-wing hoax?

[Cow Poke]

Only a few yeas back, when it was starting, do you remember how it was routinely dismissed as an overblown right-wing hoax?

Kinda like the Babylon Bee having been satire, but now it's prophecy.

[Cow Poke]

Hey, everybody --- there are at least 10 examples of cannabilism in the animal kingdom* - so we should invite one another over for dinner - and be the main course!

*I was stunned to learn this even can include the sacred Polar Bears!!!! -- remember all the hype that they're disappearing due to Global Warming? Maybe they're just EATING EACH OTHER!

[Sparko]

Hey, everybody --- there are at least 10 examples of cannabilism in the animal kingdom* - so we should invite one another over for dinner - and be the main course!

*I was stunned to learn this even can include the sacred Polar Bears!!!! -- remember all the hype that they're disappearing due to Global Warming? Maybe they're just EATING EACH OTHER!

Tastes like coca-cola.

[Cow Poke]

Tastes like coca-cola.

Not chicken?

Oh, wait... I get it!

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[NorrinRadd]

I had a dog that ate the poop of other dogs. That needs to be considered, too.

Many dogs consider cat poop a delicacy, and will eagerly raid the litter box.

[Cow Poke]

Many dogs consider cat poop a delicacy, and will eagerly raid the litter box.

Can they be trained to do that? It would be quite helpful to cat owners!

[Cow Poke]

I had a dog that ate the poop of other dogs. That needs to be considered, too.

Reminds me of the Cavalry Unit that got stuck out in the desert.

Commander: The bad news, troops, is that we have nothing left to eat except buffalo chips.
The GOOD news is --- we have TONS of buffalo chips!

[whag]

All of creation fell.

I have read that homosexual behavior in animals is generally about power games/showing dominance.

Now we’re getting somewhere!

• Creation falls as the result of Satan’s deception and Eve’s disobedience
• Serpent’s legs go bye bye > snek
• Humpback whales do gay sodomy
• Galaxies crash into each other
• Landslides
• Stryper
• Acne

[whag]

I think that the overreaching point is that what may be natural activity among some animals does not make it natural among others.

Best Freudian slip EVER.

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[whag]

Female Praying Mantis's bite the heads off of their male partners after sex. The closest behavior we have to that is Lorena Bobbitt.

Before the fall, they lovingly caressed their partners’ antennae. Post-coitus cigarettes were shared.

[Ronson]

Many dogs consider cat poop a delicacy, and will eagerly raid the litter box.

Funny, but cat poop is possibly my #2 most revolting smell on earth. #1 is rotting meat.

[Cow Poke]

Before the fall, they lovingly caressed their partners’ antennae. Post-coitus cigarettes were shared.

Cigarettes most definitely came after the fall.

[Sparko]

Now we’re getting somewhere!

• Creation falls as the result of Satan’s deception and Eve’s disobedience
• Serpent’s legs go bye bye > snek
• Humpback whales do gay sodomy
• Galaxies crash into each other
• Landslides
• Stryper
• Acne

Don't forget "Liberalism"