I'm Learning to Knit!

[rogue06]

About your pm... No, I won't make you one of these for Christmas...





Sheesh...

But they would provide great inspiration to shoot straighter during target practice

[Teallaura]

True - but seeing as you're dumb enough to be wearing it and I promised CP I wouldn't use you as a decoy, target or anything remotely like that for a whole year (he was crying, what could I do? ) I can't make you one....



This year!

[Sparko]

I made you some sweaters Teal!

[Teallaura]

Now you're just being mean. Get out of my thread.

[rogue06]

True - but seeing as you're dumb enough to be wearing it and I promised CP I wouldn't use you as a decoy, target or anything remotely like that for a whole year (he was crying, what could I do? ) I can't make you one....



This year!

Only a crazy cat lady would think that anyone would be dumb enough... to wear... it. Oh, what am I saying? You live in Alabamastan meaning you're surrounded by folks dumb enough to wear it.

[Teallaura]

Only a crazy cat lady would think that anyone would be dumb enough... to wear... it. Oh, what am I saying? You live in Alabamastan meaning you're surrounded by folks dumb enough to wear it.

You want me to pull out your pics from the year your mom gave you 'that' sweater? Or the ones from the time CP convinced you that wearing a white sweater with a blue reindeer and its obligatory LED red nose was the way to get girls to notice you? (Which they did... ) Or the one...

[rogue06]

Now you're just being mean. Get out of my thread.

Make him wear that Christmas sweater. The new NSA recruits need target practice.

[rogue06]

You want me to pull out your pics from the year your mom gave you 'that' sweater?

I was seven and didn't have a choice!

Or the ones from the time CP convinced you that wearing a white sweater with a blue reindeer and its obligatory LED red nose was the way to get girls to notice you? (Which they did... ) Or the one...

That was not a sweater! That was a pair of boxers.

[Teallaura]

Seriously, stop that.

[rogue06]

Seriously, stop that.

If ya wants, I can send "Sweettooth" and his brothers to talk to him

[Teallaura]

Er, sorry... Godzilla Jr. got into Mrs Collin's flowerbed this morning. If you're keeping score, it's titanium badminton racket 1; mutant squirrel 0.

[Teallaura]

I was seven and didn't have a choice!

That wasn't what you said the year before when she tried to get you into Aunt Jenny's bunny outfit...

That was not a sweater! That was a pair of boxers.

With three arm holes? Suuuuure it was...

[rogue06]

That wasn't what you said the year before when she tried to get you into Aunt Jenny's bunny outfit...

That was actually two years before the Christmas sweater. I was five. And yes, at the time I thought it was a good idea considering CP was scared of rabbits at the time. Who knew he would react by grabbing a frying pan and start swinging it wildly. Fortunately he was keeping his eyes closed and screaming like a maniac so I was able to dodge the swings and run out before getting hit. Of course running into the door did smart a bit.

With three arm holes? Suuuuure it was...

Arm holes? Are you sure they were arm holes?

[rogue06]

Er, sorry... Godzilla Jr. got into Mrs Collin's flowerbed this morning. If you're keeping score, it's titanium badminton racket 1; mutant squirrel 0.

They aren't mutant Just "different." And Sparklesmile thought that the 60' he flew through the air after the swat was the coolest thing. He keeps saying "Do it again! Do it again!"

[Teallaura]

They aren't mutant Just "different." And Sparklesmile thought that the 60' he flew through the air after the swat was the coolest thing. He keeps saying "Do it again! Do it again!"

That explains the wheel of badminton rackets you're hooking up to the Dodge V8...