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Greetings Animal Lovers!

Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.

Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.

There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.

In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.

1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story

Thank you and let the games begin.
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Have You Ever Been Eaten by a Pet?

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  • Have You Ever Been Eaten by a Pet?

    Well? Have you?

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  • #2
    yes.

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    • #3
      Not recently.


      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mossrose View Post
        Not recently.
        Eating Mossy is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. they only tried it once.

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        • #5
          Yes.

          "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
          "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
          Katniss Everdeen


          Christ our Passover has been sacrificed for us. Therefore let us keep the feast.

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          • #6
            I'll never trust a sea monkey again.

            Or a pet rock.
            Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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            • #7

              "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot


              "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                I'll never trust a sea monkey again.

                Or a pet rock.

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                • #9
                  I cannot answer this question due to the restrictions of the witness prot, er, never mind.
                  "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                  • #10
                    He means the cat tries to eat his feet. Every night.
                    A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
                    George Bernard Shaw

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                    • #11
                      No, although I did have an oddly realistic dream in which E.T.* was chewing on my feet. It was not pleasant.

                      *Yes, the one from the movie. Not sure why he was doing that though.

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                      • #12
                        I had a dream years ago that I was eaten by a Pom in an alley after being clubbed by a thief.
                        Your ability to find the silly in the serious will take you far.

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                        • #13
                          PSA:
                          Piranha do not make good pets.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                            PSA:
                            Piranha do not make good pets.
                            My best friend once had pet piranhas. They were actually pretty neat.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              Eating Mossy is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. they only tried it once.
                              Suddenly I'm picturing Will Ferrell's experience with "Grumpy" the T rex in the movie Land of the Lost

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