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Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.
Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.
There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.
In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.
1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story
Thank you and let the games begin.
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostMaster Po assures me that no NSA trainee has snuck into the wilds of Alabamstan to clip off the whiskers of not just your cats but any cat for over a year now. So give it a rest.Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist
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Originally posted by One Bad Pig View PostThe last graduating class attempting to do that in celebration ended up as a light snack for Teal's cats. She asks you to send more next time - there weren't nearly enough to go around.
You've been smoking some of Teal's cat nip or what cause you be husilutinating big time.
The raids only stopped when I became aware of the tradition of an occasional trainee sneaking over after Teal's frantic calls blubbering about how the NSA had been picking on her "poor little kitties." Master Po put an immediate end to it (essentially by shaming them about the ignobility of going after such weak and unworthy targets) and I sent back near a pound of clipped cat whiskers (do you have any idea just how many whiskers it takes to make up a pound? I do.) and a bottle of roguetech epoxy.
Now those who feel the need to prove their mettle (as only a few of those barely passing have) do so in other ways.
They particularly like battling super villains although Master Po insists that I don't show actual pictures but rather re-creations so as not to reveal any clues about the deadly secret techniques utilized.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostMaster Po assures me that no NSA trainee has snuck into the wilds of Alabamstan to clip off the whiskers of not just your cats but any cat for over a year now. So give it a rest.Last edited by Teallaura; 11-10-2017, 07:11 PM."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
You've been smoking some of Teal's cat nip or what cause you be husilutinating big time.
The raids only stopped when I became aware of the tradition of an occasional trainee sneaking over after Teal's frantic calls blubbering about how the NSA had been picking on her "poor little kitties." Master Po put an immediate end to it (essentially by shaming them about the ignobility of going after such weak and unworthy targets) and I sent back near a pound of clipped cat whiskers (do you have any idea just how many whiskers it takes to make up a pound? I do.) and a bottle of roguetech epoxy.
Now those who feel the need to prove their mettle (as only a few of those barely passing have) do so in other ways.
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They particularly like battling super villains although Master Po insists that I don't show actual pictures but rather re-creations so as not to reveal any clues about the deadly secret techniques utilized.
No cats.
Just sayin'..."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
"Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman
My Personal Blog
My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)
Quill Sword
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostSnake, deer and super villain.
No cats.
Just sayin'...
And you gotta admit, that aerial flying mare throw of that deer was flawless in its execution
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostAnd you gotta admit, that deer showed amazing agility when startled.Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist
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Originally posted by One Bad Pig View PostFixed that for you.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by Sparko View PostThis morning I tried to sleep in.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]24870[/ATTACH]"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
"Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman
My Personal Blog
My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)
Quill Sword
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostThe water dish is empty, you dope. No wonder he's mad!
So today's evil strategy. I wake up at 5AM with him having put his head on my chest and probably pretending to be asleep. Now I have a choice. I am awake. If I try to go back to sleep, I will move and will wake him up and then have to take him out. If I don't move, I will lay there awake while HE sleeps. So insidious!
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Originally posted by Sparko View PostThat's his food dish.
So today's evil strategy. I wake up at 5AM with him having put his head on my chest and probably pretending to be asleep. Now I have a choice. I am awake. If I try to go back to sleep, I will move and will wake him up and then have to take him out. If I don't move, I will lay there awake while HE sleeps. So insidious!
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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hello friends, I am new to this forum and I feel really interested in this forums.The mentioned discussions are quite interesting.I love animals.But my father hates animals. That's why we have no permission to care for any of pets in our home.But The dog that you described is interesting.I feel to hug the dog.Please don't ignore that it's an old dog he needs your good care.
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