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  • #31
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    One of our local salad buffets has walnuts and cranberries on their salad bar.
    I put cranberries and pecans on every single salad I make for me!



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    • #32
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      But not hemp!!!!

      (My wife works in Soil & Crop Sciences at Texas A&M (for one more day) and she keeps getting inundated with calls from people who want to get into the hemp growing business in Texas)
      Well, given all of its uses, including CBD oil that is understandable.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
        Dear Salad,
        I confess that I think you are mostly just food that my food eats, but once in a while I like you as long as I can drown you in salad dressing. And covered with bacon. Then you are tolerable. Amen.
        My bacon salad consists of bacon and bacon and topped with bacon.

        And do you know what I season it with?

        Nope.



        Bacon bits.

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #34
          Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
          We'll let you confess to Daisy Duke.
          Do what?

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #35
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post
            I put cranberries and pecans on every single salad I make for me!

            But do you say puh-KAWNS, or do you say PEE cans.
            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              well they claim to be rooted in Christianity ["Grounded in the Christian tradition and responsive to the needs of God’s creation, a Union education prepares its students for committed lives of service to the church, academy, and society."]

              but on their website this is part of their infographic:

              [ATTACH=CONFIG]39776[/ATTACH]

              https://utsnyc.edu/about/glance/

              Clearly mentions paganism, muslim, hindu, etc.

              "Theologically bankrupt" is putting it mildly. They are actively corrupting young minds under the guise of a Christian Seminary with paganism and heresy.

              They are the ones Jesus is talking about:
              Matthew 18:6 “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
              Although certainly from no angel from heaven, that infographic brought Paul's warning in Galatians 1:8 about how if anyone "should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed."

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                But do you say puh-KAWNS, or do you say PEE cans.
                My 7th grade English teacher would have a fit if anyone pronouncicated it "PEE cans" saying that's where you go to the bathroom.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  My 7th grade English teacher would have a fit if anyone pronouncicated it "PEE cans" saying that's where you go to the bathroom.
                  EGGzackly --- I hear it pronounced that way on cooking shows, and I yell at the TV!
                  "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                    Yeah, or marijuana!!!




                    Ah, the "burning bush."

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      But do you say puh-KAWNS, or do you say PEE cans.
                      Pee-KAHNS.



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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                        Pee-KAHNS.

                        Wow, that's almost as bad as PEE-cans.
                        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                          Pee-KAHNS.

                          "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            So, then, I'm pretty normal.



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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                              So, then, I'm pretty normal.

                              A variant of the stopped watch concept.

                              Eventually you finally did something in a typical or common manner.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                                A variant of the stopped watch concept.

                                Eventually you finally did something in a typical or common manner.
                                I love you anyway.


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