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Confess Your Sins: To PLANTS!

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  • #16
    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
    Beets...
    You are of the devil and I condemn you to hell, along with turnips and cilantro. Die! Die, you evil herbs and roots!
    You didn't include tomatoes in that lot.


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    • #17
      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      You didn't include tomatoes in that lot.
      One of our local salad buffets has walnuts and cranberries on their salad bar.
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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      • #18
        Originally posted by mossrose View Post
        You didn't include tomatoes in that lot.
        Only raw tomatoes. Cooked or in sauces and salsa, they are tolerable. Therefore they get a pass once they have been baptized in fire.

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        • #19
          It would make more sense if it were a cannabis plant because that might help explain why somebody thought this was a good idea...
          "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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          • #20
            Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
            It would make more sense if it were a cannabis plant because that might help explain why somebody thought this was a good idea...
            Yeah, or marijuana!!!




            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
              Yeah, or marijuana!!!




              Or pot!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                Or pot!
                But not hemp!!!!

                (My wife works in Soil & Crop Sciences at Texas A&M (for one more day) and she keeps getting inundated with calls from people who want to get into the hemp growing business in Texas)
                "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  But not hemp!!!!

                  (My wife works in Soil & Crop Sciences at Texas A&M (for one more day) and she keeps getting inundated with calls from people who want to get into the hemp growing business in Texas)
                  Wasn't Hemp one of the three stooges?


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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    Wasn't Hemp one of the three stooges?

                    Jack Hemp - he was a professional ball player both in the US and Canada who served as Housing Secretary under Bush!

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                    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      Jack Hemp - he was a professional ball player both in the US and Canada who served as Housing Secretary under Bush!

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                      So we confess to him? But he is dead. This is getting confusing!
                      Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                      • #26
                        I have a feeling this thread is bound for the poop deck, or thereabouts.
                        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by seer View Post
                          This is not the Bee!
                          Wait! We are confessing because of this climate change thing. But don't plants grow better with more Co2 and warmer climates?
                          Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            I have a feeling this thread is bound for the poop deck, or thereabouts.
                            This is important stuff!
                            Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by seer View Post
                              So we confess to him? But he is dead. This is getting confusing!
                              We'll let you confess to Daisy Duke.
                              Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by seer View Post
                                Wait! We are confessing because of this climate change thing. But don't plants grow better with more Co2 and warmer climates?
                                hmmm. I believe you are correct. Plants would WANT global warming and more CO2. so it is NOT a sin to create more CO2!

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