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  • #31
    Wait... Satan is the one called a dragon in Scripture and dragons were always evil until recently. I don't think he was talking about the nice modern dragons, was he? So, that particular blasphemer never showed back up?
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
      I'd say that was the bottom of the nut barrel, but then I might get proved wrong. Wasn't there that guy with a blasphemous user name with gnostic tendencies? There's be quite a few Gnostics. Speaking of gnosticism, I've heard the Infancy Gospel of Thomas(sic?) is insane. It's the adventures of Jesus as a boy. And it has Jesus not acting in character at all!
      We've had our share of nut jobs but dracochronicler takes the cake.

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
        Wait... Satan is the one called a dragon in Scripture and dragons were always evil until recently. I don't think he was talking about the nice modern dragons, was he? So, that particular blasphemer never showed back up?
        He started out writing JP Holding, who invited him here.

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        Non-Christian Theist: Drachronicler Says Yahweh is a Dragon

        Before dismissing this out of hand, I would ask everyone read the whole post., and read it from the premise that Yahweh and El (Elohim) are two seperate entities, (as many serious Biblical scholars have proposed), with El being the Creator, and Yahweh being the most important of the Bene Elohim, which also in include the Creature Satan, long associated with flying serpents and dragons.

        Bottom line, Yahweh is a created creature that was in existence long before mankind could evolve. I realize concepts like "evolution are beyond the understanding of many here, but this is why virtually every human culuture originally regarded their "gods" as dragons. They are the most suitable of the older creations to become the Bene Elohim, apportioned to all the human tribes in Deuteronomy. And I mean the real version found in the dead sea scrolls, that were not change from Sons of God, to Sons of Israel. Ah, but this is already getting over the heads of the Sunday School set out their who do not even know their Bibles are not the same as the original Bible.

        If we only had that "original bible" you would see "more dragons" than at a Harry Potter Convention. But I do the next best thing, and fill in all the missing blanks where the dragons were removed. And not with my own creativity but with ancient Hebrew scripture. The part where Moses is swallowed alive for not removing his son's foreskin is a good example of the "missing dragons", but I bet the Sunday-school level hecklers have no idea what I am talking about.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
          He started out writing JP Holding, who invited him here.

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          Non-Christian Theist: Drachronicler Says Yahweh is a Dragon

          Before dismissing this out of hand, I would ask everyone read the whole post., and read it from the premise that Yahweh and El (Elohim) are two seperate entities, (as many serious Biblical scholars have proposed), with El being the Creator, and Yahweh being the most important of the Bene Elohim, which also in include the Creature Satan, long associated with flying serpents and dragons.

          Bottom line, Yahweh is a created creature that was in existence long before mankind could evolve. I realize concepts like "evolution are beyond the understanding of many here, but this is why virtually every human culuture originally regarded their "gods" as dragons. They are the most suitable of the older creations to become the Bene Elohim, apportioned to all the human tribes in Deuteronomy. And I mean the real version found in the dead sea scrolls, that were not change from Sons of God, to Sons of Israel. Ah, but this is already getting over the heads of the Sunday School set out their who do not even know their Bibles are not the same as the original Bible.

          If we only had that "original bible" you would see "more dragons" than at a Harry Potter Convention. But I do the next best thing, and fill in all the missing blanks where the dragons were removed. And not with my own creativity but with ancient Hebrew scripture. The part where Moses is swallowed alive for not removing his son's foreskin is a good example of the "missing dragons", but I bet the Sunday-school level hecklers have no idea what I am talking about.
          Virtually every story in the Bible was really about dragons but got censored.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            He started out writing JP Holding, who invited him here.

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            http://www.tektoonics.com/test/parody/jan08scr.html

            Non-Christian Theist: Drachronicler Says Yahweh is a Dragon

            Before dismissing this out of hand, I would ask everyone read the whole post., and read it from the premise that Yahweh and El (Elohim) are two seperate entities, (as many serious Biblical scholars have proposed), with El being the Creator, and Yahweh being the most important of the Bene Elohim, which also in include the Creature Satan, long associated with flying serpents and dragons.

            Bottom line, Yahweh is a created creature that was in existence long before mankind could evolve. I realize concepts like "evolution are beyond the understanding of many here, but this is why virtually every human culuture originally regarded their "gods" as dragons. They are the most suitable of the older creations to become the Bene Elohim, apportioned to all the human tribes in Deuteronomy. And I mean the real version found in the dead sea scrolls, that were not change from Sons of God, to Sons of Israel. Ah, but this is already getting over the heads of the Sunday School set out their who do not even know their Bibles are not the same as the original Bible.

            If we only had that "original bible" you would see "more dragons" than at a Harry Potter Convention. But I do the next best thing, and fill in all the missing blanks where the dragons were removed. And not with my own creativity but with ancient Hebrew scripture. The part where Moses is swallowed alive for not removing his son's foreskin is a good example of the "missing dragons", but I bet the Sunday-school level hecklers have no idea what I am talking about.
            From the email right under the one Drachronicler sent in (the one titled "Skeptic Email: Idiot Sheep"):

            "I bet you can't find one scholar who isn't a Christian and thinks Christianity is true."

            ~Formerly known as Chrawnus~

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Chrawnus View Post
              From the email right under the one Drachronicler sent in (the one titled "Skeptic Email: Idiot Sheep"):

              "I bet you can't find one scholar who isn't a Christian and thinks Christianity is true."

              That is the same mind-numbingly stupid argument put forward by atheists when they demand that we produce one ancient non-Christian source that accepts Christianity is true. If you accept it is true how could you possibly not be a Christian after that?

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #37
                Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                That is the same mind-numbingly stupid argument put forward by atheists when they demand that we produce one ancient non-Christian source that accepts Christianity is true. If you accept it is true how could you possibly not be a Christian after that?
                Well, to be fair, the whole email reads like it was a pretty obvious troll to me, but I'm not sure if that makes it any better.
                ~Formerly known as Chrawnus~

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  Virtually every story in the Bible was really about dragons but got censored.
                  aliens
                  "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                  • #39
                    Time travelers! I'm surprised no fool has claimed that time traveling Christians went back and somehow resusicated Jesus in some futuristic ER.
                    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      aliens
                      Space Dragons!




                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #41
                        Time to win the thread: BACON!

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #42
                          I already baconized it in Post #4a
                          "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            I already baconized it in Post #4a
                            What did mom tell you about fibbing?
















                            I mean, aside from don't get caught.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              What did mom tell you about fibbing?
















                              I mean, aside from don't get caught.
                              You deleted my post, didn't you?
                              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                                You deleted my post, didn't you?
                                See post #43

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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