Q: What happens if I piss off the Archbishop of Glasgow?

[Manw� S�limo]

A: You get super mega cursed: http://www.hiskingdomprophecy.com/monition-cursing/

...I curse their heads and all the hairs of their heads, I curse their faces, their eyes, their mouths, their noses, their tongues, their teeth, their chins, their shoulders, their breasts, their hearts, their stomachs, their backs, their sexual organs, their arms, their legs, their hands, their feet and every like part of their body, from the top of their heads to the souls of their feet, before and behind (fronts and backs), within and without.

I curse them going and curse them riding; I curse them standing and I curse them seated; I curse them eating, I curse them drinking; I curse them walking, I curse them sleeping; I curse them risen, I curse them lying down; I curse them at home, I curse them out of the home; I curse their wives and I curse their children, and their servants and all who participate with them in what they decide. I come against their friends, their cattle, their wool, their sheep, their swine, their geese, their hens all their livestock. I come against their halls, their bedrooms, their kitchens, their standings, their barns, their cowsheds, their barnyards, their cabbage patches, their ploughs, their harrows and the goods and houses which are necessary for their sustenance and their welfare....

[robrecht]

My God, man, what did you do?

Well, I guess ecumenism has to start somewhere.

[RBerman]

My God, man, what did you do?

Well, I guess ecumenism has to start somewhere.

Lol!

[One Bad Pig]

A: You get super mega cursed: http://www.hiskingdomprophecy.com/monition-cursing/

The site gets a screwball. There's no need to pray some special prayer because you might be descended from a border reiver. Wouldn't it be easier to just not do what ticked off the Archbishop? Besides, there's some other curse I'd be somewhat more worried over.

[Catholicity]

The site gets a screwball. There's no need to pray some special prayer because you might be descended from a border reiver. Wouldn't it be easier to just not do what ticked off the Archbishop? Besides, there's some other curse I'd be somewhat more worried over.

Umm yeah remind me to go back in time and tell Eve not to eat that fruit

[rogue06]

He crosses the line when he curses their swine since that's the same as cursing their bacon

[Cow Poke]

He crosses the line when he curses their swine

That has such a lovely ring to it!

[robrecht]

Rogue & Cow Poker:

At first I thought you guys were criticizing the actions of Jesus in Mark 5,1-20 and parallels! So what do you think of Jesus allowing the legion to enter into and destroy those swine?

[Cow Poke]

Rogue & Cow Poker:

At first I thought you guys were criticizing the actions of Jesus in Mark 5,1-20 and parallels! So what do you think of Jesus allowing the legion to enter into and destroy those swine?

Jesus is God -- He created 'em, he can destroy 'em!

[rogue06]

Jesus is God -- He created 'em, he can destroy 'em!

And afterwards we could still turn 'em into bacon.

[robrecht]

Jesus is God -- He created 'em, he can destroy 'em!

So you concede that bacon is not God. QED

[Cow Poke]

So you concede that bacon is not God. QED

I will gladly concede that, PDQ

[Truthseeker]

After the swine ran off to their deaths, why did people ask Jesus to leave? All those bacon.

[Cow Poke]

After the swine ran off to their deaths

If just ONE of those pigs had stopped to say, "HEY, Everybody! What the HECK are we DOING?" But, NO... it's that "HERD MENTALITY" that gets ya in trouble!

[rogue06]

If just ONE of those pigs had stopped to say, "HEY, Everybody! What the HECK are we DOING?" But, NO... it's that "HERD MENTALITY" that gets ya in trouble!

And one replied, "Lemming explain" and that was the end of that.