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Q: What happens if I piss off the Archbishop of Glasgow?

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  • Q: What happens if I piss off the Archbishop of Glasgow?

    A: You get super mega cursed: http://www.hiskingdomprophecy.com/monition-cursing/

    ...I curse their heads and all the hairs of their heads, I curse their faces, their eyes, their mouths, their noses, their tongues, their teeth, their chins, their shoulders, their breasts, their hearts, their stomachs, their backs, their sexual organs, their arms, their legs, their hands, their feet and every like part of their body, from the top of their heads to the souls of their feet, before and behind (fronts and backs), within and without.

    I curse them going and curse them riding; I curse them standing and I curse them seated; I curse them eating, I curse them drinking; I curse them walking, I curse them sleeping; I curse them risen, I curse them lying down; I curse them at home, I curse them out of the home; I curse their wives and I curse their children, and their servants and all who participate with them in what they decide. I come against their friends, their cattle, their wool, their sheep, their swine, their geese, their hens all their livestock. I come against their halls, their bedrooms, their kitchens, their standings, their barns, their cowsheds, their barnyards, their cabbage patches, their ploughs, their harrows and the goods and houses which are necessary for their sustenance and their welfare....

  • #2
    My God, man, what did you do?

    Well, I guess ecumenism has to start somewhere.
    βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
    ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

    אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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    • #3
      Originally posted by robrecht View Post
      My God, man, what did you do?

      Well, I guess ecumenism has to start somewhere.
      Lol!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
        The site gets a screwball. There's no need to pray some special prayer because you might be descended from a border reiver. Wouldn't it be easier to just not do what ticked off the Archbishop? Besides, there's some other curse I'd be somewhat more worried over.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
          The site gets a screwball. There's no need to pray some special prayer because you might be descended from a border reiver. Wouldn't it be easier to just not do what ticked off the Archbishop? Besides, there's some other curse I'd be somewhat more worried over.
          Umm yeah remind me to go back in time and tell Eve not to eat that fruit
          A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
          George Bernard Shaw

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          • #6
            He crosses the line when he curses their swine since that's the same as cursing their bacon

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              He crosses the line when he curses their swine
              That has such a lovely ring to it!
              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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              • #8
                Rogue & Cow Poker:

                At first I thought you guys were criticizing the actions of Jesus in Mark 5,1-20 and parallels! So what do you think of Jesus allowing the legion to enter into and destroy those swine?
                βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                  Rogue & Cow Poker:

                  At first I thought you guys were criticizing the actions of Jesus in Mark 5,1-20 and parallels! So what do you think of Jesus allowing the legion to enter into and destroy those swine?
                  Jesus is God -- He created 'em, he can destroy 'em!
                  "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                    Jesus is God -- He created 'em, he can destroy 'em!
                    And afterwards we could still turn 'em into bacon.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      Jesus is God -- He created 'em, he can destroy 'em!
                      So you concede that bacon is not God. QED
                      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                        So you concede that bacon is not God. QED
                        I will gladly concede that, PDQ
                        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                        • #13
                          After the swine ran off to their deaths, why did people ask Jesus to leave? All those bacon.
                          The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

                          [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
                            After the swine ran off to their deaths
                            If just ONE of those pigs had stopped to say, "HEY, Everybody! What the HECK are we DOING?" But, NO... it's that "HERD MENTALITY" that gets ya in trouble!
                            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              If just ONE of those pigs had stopped to say, "HEY, Everybody! What the HECK are we DOING?" But, NO... it's that "HERD MENTALITY" that gets ya in trouble!
                              And one replied, "Lemming explain" and that was the end of that.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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