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  • #16
    Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post

    I reformed it for you.
    May you drown in maple syrup, you weasel farting hampster!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      FIFY.

      My job here is done.


      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #18
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #19
          I hope ya'll grant me some indulgence when I say that Luther nailed it.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post

            May you drown in maple syrup, you weasel farting hampster!
            Does this imply that one can actually fart a hampster [sic]?

            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #21
              I've raised a Grammar Nazi. So I'm conflicted.

              or


              Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post

                Does this imply that one can actually fart a hampster [sic]?
                Perhaps you could to better with some Texan insults? Like telling someone they are lower than a snake's bellybutton?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                  Perhaps you could to better with some Texan insults? Like telling someone they are lower than a snake's bellybutton?
                  Give me the bacon without the sizzle.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #24
                    Does this thread need to be reformed?
                    ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                    "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

                    Fight spam!

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                    • #25
                      Or maybe the door just needs fixing.


                      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                        Or maybe the door just needs fixing.
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #27
                          That's what I was referring to.


                          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                          • #28
                            I've seen this cartoon that shows Luther holding a hammer at the door, explaining he was there to fix their theology, not the door.
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              I've seen this cartoon that shows Luther holding a hammer at the door, explaining he was there to fix their theology, not the door.
                              There's a meme like that as well. Or so I've heard.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #30
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                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

                                Comment

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