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    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

  • #2
    "The pope is a toilet!" ~ Martin Luther

    (Or something like that. )
    ~ Russell ("MelMak")

    "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      Given what today is I found this apropos

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #4
        Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post
        "The pope is a toilet!" ~ Martin Luther

        (Or something like that. )
        Apparently my paraphrase did not do Luther justice, as Todd Friel shares.

        ~ Russell ("MelMak")

        "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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        • #5
          There are a number of Luther insult generators out there. Like Winston Churchill, some of his put downs are epic.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            You are a putrid waffle kisser who's bacon is soggy and limp!

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            • #7
              Sparko luvs tofu.


              Whoever woulda ever thunk Luther woulda said something like that?

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                You are a putrid waffle kisser who's bacon is soggy and limp!
                I see two dangling participles in that sentence. Which is putrid: the person being addressed, or the waffle? Furthermore, is the waffle being kissed or is the waffle doing the kissing?

                ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post

                  I see two dangling participles in that sentence. Which is putrid: the person being addressed, or the waffle? Furthermore, is the waffle being kissed or is the waffle doing the kissing?

                  what about "who's" as opposed to "whose"?
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post

                    I see two dangling participles in that sentence. Which is putrid: the person being addressed, or the waffle? Furthermore, is the waffle being kissed or is the waffle doing the kissing?

                    The relevant part was the limp and soggy bacon, you waffle kisser!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post

                      what about "who's" as opposed to "whose"?
                      That's not a dangling participle. That's just a common misappropriated spelling.
                      ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                      "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post
                        That's not a dangling participle.
                        I was broadening the constructive criticism.

                        That's just a common misappropriated spelling.
                        It is.

                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                          The relevant part was the limp and soggy bacon, you legendary kisser of waffles!!!
                          I reformed it for you.
                          ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                          "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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                          • #14
                            So if me brudda engages in a kitchen remodeling project, would it be accurate to call it a Counter Reformation?

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post

                              That's not a dangling participle. That's just a common misappropriated spelling.
                              There, their, they're!

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