No, not talking about Tongues.
I'm talking about "spiritual gifts" that some people think they possess, which raise an eyebrow.
My favorite comes from a guy who was new to our Church, and on the FIRST SUNDAY, he came up to introduce himself.
After the customary exchange of pleasantries, he kinda reared back a little, and announced, very clearly....
"My spiritual gift is - Pastor CorRECtor" (he said it just like that .... coor REC tor - heavy emphasis on the middle sylable)
He explained that it was his job to take notes during my sermon, and let me know where I erred.
I think his name was Dave something... last name... starts with an L.
(ok, KIDDING about that last part, but not the rest)
I'm talking about "spiritual gifts" that some people think they possess, which raise an eyebrow.
My favorite comes from a guy who was new to our Church, and on the FIRST SUNDAY, he came up to introduce himself.
After the customary exchange of pleasantries, he kinda reared back a little, and announced, very clearly....
"My spiritual gift is - Pastor CorRECtor" (he said it just like that .... coor REC tor - heavy emphasis on the middle sylable)
He explained that it was his job to take notes during my sermon, and let me know where I erred.
I think his name was Dave something... last name... starts with an L.
(ok, KIDDING about that last part, but not the rest)
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