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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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First case of vehicular homicide?
The mob ran on Stephen in one Accord - Acts 7:57The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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How does Moses begin each morning?
Hebrews a pot of coffee
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
No. Just an apple
Virtually everyone knows that the type of fruit wasn't mentioned.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Aside from Adam and Eve which biblical personage didn't have any parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh´s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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Who is the smartest person in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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So then, what is a missionary's favorite type of car?Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
Convertibles.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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What's the proper way to settle a Church dispute?
With canons of course.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Serious questions:
Which Apostle took the Gospel to the city of Samaria?
Which Apostle shared the Gospel with and baptized the Ethiopian official on the road to Gaza?
The answer to both is Philip (Acts 8:5 and 8:26).
Makes me wish we heard more about or from him.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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That was actually Philip, one of the first seven deacons (Acts 6:5), not one of the Twelve (though he is generally accounted one of the apostles of the Seventy). We find out a little more about him at Acts 21:7-9.Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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