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In the Rec Room we share jokes, interesting stories, and speculate about trout's manties. Serve up some Spam in many different flavors and sizes, and just take some time off from study and have fun.

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  • ...of over the plank. But...

    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    [*I think we should just ignore or delete Sparko's posts and my responses to them as he is merely trying to disrupt the thread and ruin it for everyone else. Good example for an owner to set*]
    I have my ways of incorporating them into the story anyway.
    ~ Russell ("MelMak")

    "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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    • there was no way to
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      Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

      Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

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      • predict how far a Canuckistani

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • would chase the puck after
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          Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

          Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

          Explore the Cinematic Superverse

          A Hope That Burns

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          • they spotted a baby seal that

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • ordered coffee and Timbits from


              Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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              • a tuque wearing polar bear

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • ..arms. Yet someone did. She...
                  ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                  "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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                  • clubbed the seal and ate

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • it's pilfered Timbits, along with


                      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                      • the tray they came on
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                        Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

                        Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

                        Explore the Cinematic Superverse

                        A Hope That Burns

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                        • and washed it all down


                          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                          • with gallons of Molson Gold

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • and went home with a
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                              Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

                              Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

                              Explore the Cinematic Superverse

                              A Hope That Burns

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                              • ...tummy ache. Sick in bed,...
                                ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                                "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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