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The Melody Maker

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#796

02-11-2016, 09:48 PM

...of over the plank. But...

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[*I think we should just ignore or delete Sparko's posts and my responses to them as he is merely trying to disrupt the thread and ruin it for everyone else. Good example for an owner to set*]

I have my ways of incorporating them into the story anyway.

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#797

02-12-2016, 02:18 PM

there was no way to

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02-13-2016, 09:29 AM

predict how far a Canuckistani

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02-13-2016, 10:41 AM

would chase the puck after

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#800

02-13-2016, 11:52 AM

they spotted a baby seal that

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Oops........

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02-13-2016, 12:14 PM

ordered coffee and Timbits from

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02-13-2016, 01:21 PM

a tuque wearing polar bear

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02-13-2016, 02:25 PM

..arms. Yet someone did. She...

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02-13-2016, 02:27 PM

clubbed the seal and ate

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Oops........

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02-13-2016, 02:57 PM

it's pilfered Timbits, along with

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02-13-2016, 02:59 PM

the tray they came on

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02-13-2016, 03:01 PM

and washed it all down

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02-13-2016, 03:03 PM

with gallons of Molson Gold

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02-13-2016, 04:22 PM

and went home with a

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#810

02-13-2016, 04:40 PM

...tummy ache. Sick in bed,...

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