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The Melody Maker

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#751

01-23-2016, 12:44 PM

...cried, "Seize her!" Hordes amassed...

~ Russell ("MelMak")

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Evolution is God's I.D.

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01-23-2016, 12:54 PM

as she had a seizure

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See, the Thing is...

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#753

01-23-2016, 03:09 PM

of assets from the IRS

The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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01-23-2016, 03:13 PM

otherwise known as the Horde.

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-23-2016, 03:48 PM

"Hoarding hoarding is a serious

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Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

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02-03-2016, 12:50 PM

business," decried Dr. Kildare as

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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02-04-2016, 11:22 AM

...he dared to kill there.

~ Russell ("MelMak")

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02-04-2016, 11:50 AM

Meanwhile in Canada, the mounties

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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Oops........

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02-04-2016, 12:06 PM

donned their red serge and

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02-04-2016, 12:27 PM

surged toward Red Deer, Alberta

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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Oops........

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02-04-2016, 01:28 PM

although Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan was

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02-04-2016, 02:55 PM

an option they hadn't considered.

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02-04-2016, 02:59 PM

due to maple syrup flooding

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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Oops........

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02-04-2016, 03:01 PM

the Winnipeg flood overflow around

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#765

02-04-2016, 03:06 PM

the wall of zambonis built

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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