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rogue06

Evolution is God's I.D.

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#3841

01-09-2021, 07:56 PM

uttering "The Deplorable Word" in

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"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-10-2021, 08:39 AM

Esperanto instead of Klingon, losing

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Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

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01-10-2021, 08:42 AM

the parcheesi tournament to mice

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-11-2021, 02:07 AM

dressed as squirrels, who ruled

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01-11-2021, 12:17 PM

the third branching on Yggdrasil

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"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-11-2021, 04:23 PM

with an iron twig. Rebelling

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01-11-2021, 05:29 PM

against Ratatoskr, Rama granted Mikew

[every once in awhile I'll explain one of my unusual posts ]

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"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-12-2021, 05:23 AM

his dire bear form again

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Evolution is God's I.D.

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01-12-2021, 09:03 AM

after issuing a dire warning

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"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-12-2021, 11:55 AM

to never dye his hair

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Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

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See, the Thing is...

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01-12-2021, 03:41 PM

orange, especially neon orange which

"Neighbor, how long has it been since you�ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?�
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01-12-2021, 03:44 PM

to the Ferengi means that

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"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-13-2021, 03:29 AM

you're clumsy with sacred paint

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Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

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Evolution is God's I.D.

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01-13-2021, 07:30 PM

by numbers kits that Spider-Man

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that�s not the argument." --Tassman
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01-14-2021, 04:40 AM

personally autographed when he was

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Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

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